Attention all you nabs

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Phytotron i am really shocked about you dude, u have been in this forum since 2005 i have read alot of your posts previously and i never found any sense of humour in you at all. Dont give me the lecture this is a game not a serious work sometimes ur posts makes me think you really need to get over it and u have to become more understandable you always argue about alot of things and i am quite sure if we do a poll that says " should phytotron be banned from the forum " it would happen ask yourself why ?


Here what can u tell me about this ?
Phytotron wrote:Seriously? Come on, man. Like you've never seen a woman before. (By the way, sign, not signal.)
its a human nature to ask for more unless you are sort of bot or half alien in some way and so freaking what it can also be a joke and u go objecting about it
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Slov, come on: "3. Don't spam. If your post contains more smileys than text, it's probably spam. If your post adds nothing worthwhile to the topic, it's probably spam. If your post only consists of 'lol', it's probably spam. You get the picture."

I am merely expressing my honest opinion on the manners, and whether I am laughing in my chair or simply expressing my anger over some essay that you have created as a means to piss people off, makes no difference. I do get the picture, and I am perfectly capable of writing what you deem to be a well-reasoned post, or one that meets the criteria set forth for these forums.
Seriously? That small, blurry person with her back turned? Come on, man. Like you've never seen a woman before. (By the way, sign, not signal.)
lol :)
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Let's rewind a bit, you people are complaining that 75°f is cold?! It's not even that warm outside of the water here 90% of summer, let alone in the sea/lakes.
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matchbox53 wrote:
Phytotron wrote:Seriously? Come on, man. Like you've never seen a woman before. (By the way, sign, not signal.)
its a human nature to ask for more unless you are sort of bot or half alien in some way and so freaking what it can also be a joke and u go objecting about it
Not even entirely or remotly close. Aliens are, already defined by Wikipedia and other trustworthy source, not even in one atom close to Phythotron's physical/emotional/inward structure.
Wikipedia wrote: Alien (law), a non-citizen inhabitant of a country
Extraterrestrial life, defined as life that does not originate from Earth
List of alleged alien beings (ufology)
Any introduced species, a species living outside its native distributional range
Also, your statement is quite disgusting, or, even, obnoxious. Don't you know the reputable 'Area 51'? No, you do not. Go get some information in your head before posting here. (Oh, and if you wonder what Area 51 is, click on the blue 'Area 51'. That's a link.)
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Gonzap wrote: This problem, trouble, issue harms, hurts, damages and dynamites my mood, frame of mind and condition.
Your method of black humor does is not amusing to the logical people of this forum. Go back to participating in that filth you call "Fortress," which is slowly ruining all of the true gameplay that armagetron was meant for. Unlike you bigoted neanderthals, I do not use superfluous, excess, lavish, or redundant adjectives that I do not know the true meaning of to attempt to make my point stronger.

* Edited for grammatical errors and otherwise minor mechanical mistakes.
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Desolate wrote:
Gonzap wrote: This problem, trouble, issue harms, hurts, damages and dynamites my mood, frame of mind and condition.
Your method of black humor does is not amusing to the logical people of this forum.
Wow black humor? So now you are being xenophobic, racist and irreverent towards other nations. You are the scum, garbage and trash of this community politics and their lack of budget into educational teaching and constructive, advanced, opened and futurist conduct has made of young boys.
Go back to participating in that filth you call "Fortress," which is slowly ruining all of the true gameplay that armagetron was meant for.
Fortress is the true gameplay, based in mechanics you are far from understanding, grasping or realizing.
Unlike you bigoted neanderthals, I do not use superfluous, excess, lavish, or redundant adjectives that I do not know the true meaning of to attempt to make my point stronger.

* Edited for grammatical errors and otherwise minor mechanical mistakes.
No you just use superfluous, excess, lavish, or redundant adjectives to laugh, mock and piss off us in a grumpy, morose, bad-tempered way.

Oh and, I don't have grammatical errors because I'm constructive, advanced, opened and futurist and I took my education with the seriousness it has to be taken.

Also, stop being a Phytotron it's ridiculous.
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Hahahahahaha, your vocabulary is wack.
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Gonzap wrote: Also, stop being a Phytotron it's ridiculous.

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A "Phytotron" is a subset of the bigwordafalia genus, under the species "troll."

Phytotron: -Proper noun (used with malice), I hate Phytotron. Informal.

1. A stuck up fortress hater
2. One who uses a large vocabulary to attempt to make a serious point out of an otherwise fun game
3. A nab who does not know what a nab is

Origin: 2006-Present; earlier Phytotron; perhaps < American; compare Oscilloscope, Armagetron Forums

Related forms Phytotron, Oscilloscope 
I most certainly do not fit the descriptions written on that source. I am neither stuck up, nor do I ascertain my points in the use of advanced vocabulary.
1. A stuck up fortress hater
- Intolerant and unjustified insult to all those who prefer to not partake in the anti-tron game mode.
2. One who uses a large vocabulary to attempt to make a serious point out of an otherwise fun game
- Oh, please, this is an irrational attempt to make me look like I am simply "flaming" (i hate this word) all of you by simply expressing my opinion.
3. A nab who does not know what a nab is
- Do we have to converse about this aspect again?
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Edit: nothing lalanredmit more characters
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ITT: Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls
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Translation

We don't like open conversation, only our own. We despise thoughtful opinions, especially those that differ from our own. Words beyond 5th grade reading level are prohibited. Our values are as follows:

- Stupid is good and fun. :P
- Too many syllables bad. :(
- Five-word or less sentences good. Unless they're gibberish (HAHA i lernd dat werd from my momz LOL!) run-on sentences. 8)
- Special 1337 and twitter'n'texting words our scene make up make us special. :star: Also, old people just don't understand us.
- Peeps over 21...no 22 cuz 21 can buy us beer...are SO OLD and also evil and clueless.
- Shallowness is good.
- Narsi...narcy...narscsicismsimtic...OMG HOW DO U SPELL THAT?!?!!?!.....is the only way to be. :P
- Trolling is teh uber awsum good. (Mayk sur u say da other gay is doin it not u when u do cuz den da mods will b on ur side!) :D
- Only simple and obvious and vulgar humor allowed!!! :lol:
- Ridicule is good and the best fun and only thing funny EVAR. :lol:
- Hypocrisy (omg sry guyz big werd) is good.
- Internet juvenile delinquency (OMGLOLWTF did it agin!biGwerdSLMFAOROFLCOPTER!!L!!O!L!) is good and the only fun we know how to have. :mrgreen:
- This forum is, and always has been, only for teenagers who read Encyclopedia Dramatica. D:

Just sayin'.


EDIT: Edits 4 weaks u gaynoobz. <3
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matchbox53 wrote:Phytotron i am really shocked about you dude... i have read alot of your posts previously and i never found any sense of humour in you at all.
Whoa dude, you haven't been paying attention. Here's some good stuff from just a few days ago. Or maybe most of his humor goes over your head?
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phyto you just need to stop complaining about everything, relax a bit. and not take this forum that serious :goatee:
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Clutch wrote:
Desolate wrote:
Gonzap wrote: That's your problem, you are too serious and haughty all the time, I dislike you more and more everytime I read your elaborated sentences what makes you feel superior or something. Just move on, we don't want you post here, we don't want to read you, we are done of your arrogance, just go live your great life and leave us alone you old geezer.
Well, Gonzap, that is a disrespectful (insulting, rude, bad-mannered, blasphemous, cheeky, contemptuous, flippant) post, and I am extremely abashed at your lack of respect to the contributory community member we refer to as Phytotron. It is unthinkable to use such a phrase as "old geezer." In fact, I am unable to locate the expression using dictionary.com, and therefore, I disapprove of your usage of such an undeniably rude, and improper (abnormal, discrepant, inappropriate, inexpedient) phrase. I denounce your tone in speaking to one of your elders, and I demand that you offer your sincerest apologies at once (I will lobby for a ban!).
Can't tell if it's sarcasm or not..
I saw it as Desolate making fun of phyto's posts by creating a similar one where 98% of the content can be deleted and the same point still made.
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sinewav wrote:
matchbox53 wrote:Phytotron i am really shocked about you dude... i have read alot of your posts previously and i never found any sense of humour in you at all.
Whoa dude, you haven't been paying attention. Here's some good stuff from just a few days ago. Or maybe most of his humor goes over your head?

Not really. I am trying to avoid as much as possible
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