Translation
We don't like open conversation, only our own. We despise thoughtful opinions, especially those that differ from our own. Words beyond 5th grade reading level are prohibited. Our values are as follows:
- Stupid is good and fun.
- Too many syllables bad.
- Five-word or less sentences good. Unless they're gibberish (HAHA i lernd dat werd from my momz LOL!) run-on sentences.
- Special 1337 and twitter'n'texting words our scene make up make us special.

Also, old people just don't understand us.
- Peeps over 21...no 22 cuz 21 can buy us beer...are SO OLD and also evil and clueless.
- Shallowness is good.
- Narsi...narcy...narscsicismsimtic...OMG HOW DO U SPELL THAT?!?!!?!.....is the only way to be.
- Trolling is teh uber awsum good. (Mayk sur u say da other gay is doin it not u when u do cuz den da mods will b on ur side!)
- Only simple and obvious and vulgar humor allowed!!!
- Ridicule is good and the best fun and only thing funny EVAR.
- Hypocrisy (omg sry guyz big werd) is good.
- Internet juvenile delinquency (OMGLOLWTF did it agin!biGwerdSLMFAOROFLCOPTER!!L!!O!L!) is good and the only fun we know how to have.
- This forum is, and always has been, only for teenagers who read Encyclopedia Dramatica.
Just sayin'.
EDIT: Edits 4 weaks u gaynoobz. <3