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It's not true, there are just as many shoot-outs in here as there are in the US. My brother lives in the city and he hears a shoot-out every week :o

But in here, people are living closer to eachother so get irritated easier, so they shoot earlier if they have a gun. In the US, on the conterary, everybody has a gun and by that it's more commonly. That way you tend to use it earlier...

Here a pistol costs over 1000 euro's, because it's illegal. In there you can get one for $100 i heard. (90 euro's)
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Sabarai wrote: But in here, people are living closer to eachother so get irritated easier, so they shoot earlier if they have a gun. In the US, on the conterary, everybody has a gun and by that it's more commonly. That way you tend to use it earlier...
And as we all know, nobody ever killed anybody before guns were invented.

And the reason my car still doesn't have brakes is because my tools haven't gotten up to fix it yet. I need to fire my tools, apparently.

(maybe several millenia of pure unadulterated hatred amongst the people of Europe plays at least some part on whatever violence is present in europe?)
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The stabbings are not as severe as guns and you know that Lucifer. And those sort of knives are illigal here too. Of course you can kill somebody with a meat knife, but that can be done anywhere. I'm not saying the system in US sucks, because elderly people can defend themselfs to burglars and stuff and our system isn't perfect either. Just saying that owning a gun causes you to use it easily.
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I'm not sure you Europeans know enough about the US to be saying much of anything. I admit that I have prejudgements about Americans, but I wouldn't use it in argument. You guys are using preconceived notions that everyone in the US owns a gun. Only 29% of US citizens own a gun. I guess that's a high number comparatively,(with the next highest being Switzerland at 14) but still lower than you might be thinking. If I had to blame anything on the crime/murder rate in America, it would have to be the penal system, and the polic force.
You can get a gun just as easily in my home town, and yet I know only one person who owns one, and his is for hunting.


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Lucifer wrote: Of course that's because as we all know, guns are the real problem in America, and Europe doesn't have a history of genocide.

(Am I the only one getting tired of Europe's holier-than-thou attitude about America?)


Oh come on Lucifer why do you come over with these past things? Very very bad thats for sure and one of the darkest chapters in european history but I´m talking about the present and about a law that allows people to shoot each other when they get offended. Im talking about e.g. a person showing the other the middlefinger cause I dont know they argued about a parking place. It gets a lil rough and one is allowed to shoot the other if offended. If that was so here in Vienna then there were 100s of victims every day as our driving behaviour is much much worse than in the states. As my aunt lives in Boston and I´ve been there several times, I know what I´m talking about.

But the fact is: A private person shouldnt be allowed to carry a gun.

Also a fact is than now you cant change that any more.

And please I didnt say a word about europeans beeing holier or better or whatever.


And Fonkay: We´re talking about 70 Million people owning a gun.
Pretty much eh.... :?
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{Vertigo} wrote:And Fonkay: We´re talking about 70 Million people owning a gun.
Pretty much eh.... :?
That's not a fair way to put it.
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It isn't fair to say: "In the US only 24% of the citizens own a gun". That's like saying: "40% of the world population owns a car". There are places where they don't have and places where they have a lot...
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Sabarai wrote:In the US, on the conterary, everybody has a gun
That is fair?
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Figure speech?
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The thing about Switzerland though, they do have a point... If everyone knows about guns it's not such an issue. I hate myself for using this quote, but here it is... 'Fear of the name only increases fear of the thing itself.' If I get shot and/or killed by a gun, sure, I'll be pissed. But, the second ammendmant to the US Constitution, after all, was and still very much is, 'the right to bare arms.' Second most important thing after free speech. I can't really remember for sure, but last time I read the Swiss constitution, they didn't have that in there. Guns are not bad, but I can't help that some of the people that use them improperly are idiots.
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{Vertigo} wrote: Oh come on Lucifer why do you come over with these past things? Very very bad thats for sure and one of the darkest chapters in european history
You'll notice the Srebrenica massacre happened in the 90s, which isn't exactly ancient history. Politically, right now, the EU is in shambles. Their constitution was soundly rejected, they're fighting over whether or not to even consider Turkey as a candidate, and Germany looks like it's working on a new instance of political circumstances that originally allowed Hitler to rise in the first place.

Consider that it's only within the last 20 years that the other EU countries have become "free", where before they were run by oppressive communist puppet governments of the soviet union.

My point? You're not in a very good position to judge American politics. We have started no world wars, but we have finished one of them (and arguably the other, but I wouldn't support that argument). Like it, love it, or hate it, if we weren't there to fight the Cold War, then the EU would either all have become communist (and oppressive) or would now be a cinder. Yeah, I bitch all the time about how ugly US history is, but it's shiny platinum compared to EU history, and I won't put history in the past, because those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it. Europe's got a long way to go before they can show a series of kind, benevolent, and responsible governments. Don't forget your place in the world. Before the Cold War, European powers were the most imperialistic nations in the world, and current American imperialism pales in comparison.

You'll also notice that most of the links I presented are things that have happened within the last 20 years. I threw in the holocaust link for fun, but every other link was about events that are recent enough to be considered current.
but I´m talking about the present and about a law that allows people to shoot each other when they get offended. Im talking about e.g. a person showing the other the middlefinger cause I dont know they argued about a parking place. It gets a lil rough and
I didn't say the law was good or bad, what I said was you Europeans need to get off your high horse. You bitch about how America is on this holier-than-thou trip and running around trying to bring the benefits of American society to the world, but you have absolutely nothing to show that can be empirically determined to be better or superior to what America has to offer. So you need to quit pretending you do and try to work with us to find real solutions to real problems instead of spouting off about how wonderful everything is in Europe.
But the fact is: A private person shouldnt be allowed to carry a gun.
Some of the darkest chapters in history could have prevented if private people had been allowed to carry guns.
And Fonkay: We´re talking about 70 Million people owning a gun.
Pretty much eh.... :?
You can't really ignore the ratio. 24% of Indians is a much higher number than 24% of Americans (I think, you can double check it and I'll just change my story to China, if you'd like). I live in the heart of Texas, where private citizens have been able to carry concealed handguns for 8 years or so (a law that Bush signed when he was governor of Texas), and you know what I find? I find very friendly, polite people.

The 2nd amendment is about tyranny and oppression. A brief history. :) The first shot in the American Revolutionary War was fired when the Brits came to seize a stockpile of weapons. Among the first things a government must do to become oppressive is disarm the citizenry. Violence isn't pretty, and nobody around here wants to start a fight (yeah, there are exceptions, just like there were people in Europe that supported going to Iraq in spite of what the UN and their other governments were saying). But without an armed citizenry, how do you keep your government in check? When they rig the elections, what do you do? When they strip you of your rights in favor of a war effort, or in fear of some specific group of people, what do you do? When they round up your citizens and put them in concentration camps, what do you do?

Hopefully you don't intend to fight a war with sticks and stones against a 21st century army.
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lucifer, you do sound a bit harsh there. but you've got a point. you've got a dang great load of points. you might have overdone your comment about current German politics a bit, but only a tiny little bit at that, now I come to think of it.
All in all, Europeans are dreadfully predudiced againt the US. (and Russia) reasons may be some politics of your dear mr president and computer games like GTA.
I was born into this culture. I have spent 100% of my life in this culture. before reading this thread, I was strongly prejudiced against private people owning guns.
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I'm glad someone around here takes ideas for what they are and aren't stubborn as ol' hell.
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History is history and there is no reason to judge a nation for that now. I agree with you that history is not to be forgotten, but it also isn't there to compare it with present day, because it's uncomparable.

You're saying that there could rise a new Hitler if all goes as it goes now. BULL! The economic, political, military and cultural conditions at that time were VERY different. You saw it in Austria with Jurgen what-ever-his-name-was (Heidl?). He became popular, the world and Austria realised how his ideas were, and it was over. Dutch Pim Fortuyn, he said what a lot of people thought. They were frightened by it and he was shot. That goes over and over again.

American history is not as rough as European is because it has been discovered only 500 years ago, and there can nations 400 years ago. Here, nations arised 5000 years ago. 4600 years is a lot of time to let a lot happen. Here, there are a lot of nations, on the North American continent only 3 if you count Mexico as one too. (Alright Lucifer, 4 for you then). There were neat plans of making countries in the New World, and there weren't plans to devide Europe. Conclusion: Europeans did good in the New World because they didn't want to make the same mistakes as their ancestors did in the first place in Europe.

European genocide? How about Indian slaughter? Don't tell me those were Europeans, because if that is so everybody on that continent is European or African.
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'a new hitler' - that is overdone, but 'moving further right' not.
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