for your sweet sixteen i just wanted to present you with
something you've always desired, namely a blue whale.
of course you're on your own as far as feeding. expect to
spend massive quantities of time gathering tiny crustaceans
from the surface of the oceans in order to feed your new pet.
ah well, guess you should have thought of that first when
you insisted "a pony's just not going to cut it this year".
wonder what other people will get you for your birthday...?
ProfessorPap 
JohnnyEnzyme 
QuirkyCrow
i'll get some hot chick in October!
