Baseless Accusations :D

anthias · Post by **anthias** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 8:00 am

I came across this game at another forum the other day, and it provided such funny reading. The thing is, to post in this thread, you have to make up some baseless accusation about the previous poster, and make it funny!.... The accusation must be completely false, and have no basis in reailty. If you don't want to play, you don't post in the first place, and its all in good fun.

and that is the whole purpose of the thread. Shall we indulge in some foolishness ? (I mean above and beyond the usual)

Example post: I hear _____ likes dunnarts (I mean, REALLY likes dunnarts!)

nicolas.b · Post by **nicolas.b** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 9:08 am

weird you should bring this up tonight, A. i actually do have something i can use right for this thread. the idea is to post embarrassing stuff that you don't want others to know about, if i'm understanding correctly. okay, so here goes:

i was chatting online with your brother rockinghorse last night, and he was telling me that sometimes when you get drunk you like to play tarzan and try to swing off this one rope tied to a girder or something in your town. supposedly your friends always try to stop you, but you almost always manage to convince them that it'll be fine- "this time for sure!!" (plus it probably helps that they're sloshed themselves). anyway, RH was basically complaining about the fact that most times your tarzan act predictably goes wrong, you slip and fall, and then your friends wind up calling him and crying and pleading for him to pick you up and take you to the ER.

so basically he just wishes you would stop, from what it sounds like. altho maybe this is something that you all wanted to keep private, and if so i apologise, and i will clean this out with an EDIT. it took me awhile to change the subject, i'll tell you that...

anthias · Post by **anthias** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 9:42 am

ROFLWAGUMA!

Thats the spirit Nic

Of course, you should never have told Rockinghorse about that little fettish of yours... You know the one I mean.... With the toothpaste, and the goat..... You know the one ? I've seen the photos of you riding the goat, naked, down the main drag of your home town at 2 am squirting toothpast all over the parking meters!. I know you do it as a sort of protest but its pretty distrubing. The street cleaner was thinking of putting in a complaint until he found that website that would pay him for the photos!

hehehehehe.....

nicolas.b · Post by **nicolas.b** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 9:50 am

geezez anthias, didn;t you get the money i sent you?!?

F'n tell the world, why don't you!!

btw, the girl who snapped this pics of you during your rope-swinging deal said the loincloth was very cute, but you need to connect the two halves with some thread or something.

EDIT: let's make this a bit tamer.

nicolas.b · Post by **nicolas.b** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 9:50 am

seriously, this thread was a great idea! thanks, man! but where's your wombat's afro?

anthias · Post by **anthias** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 10:30 am

Sorry about the missing afro. Its there now. I had to take it off the wombat and wash it because Nic B shat in it when he read my last post.

nicolas.b · Post by **nicolas.b** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 10:55 am

ouch!!

subby · Post by **subby** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 2:55 am

I heard that nic is engaged to that afro player in his avatar.

How cute!

nicolas.b · Post by **nicolas.b** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 3:46 pm

subby wrote:I heard that nic is engaged to that afro player in his avatar.

How cute!

i heard that subby was so lazy that...

geez, i'm running out of juice. finally moved yesterday, am still exhausted, and the witticism tank is on empty.

locutus · Post by **locutus** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 10:03 am

great thread

nicolas.b · Post by **nicolas.b** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 11:09 am

cool loc, and if you can spend your time posting in it and not stalking those women a lot of people would be grateful.

(it takes time and effort to get those court restraining-orders written up, from what i understand)

anthias · Post by **anthias** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 9:39 pm

Yeah, you'd know all about that one NicB. I know your dirty little secret, the thing you hide most carefully from us all - your true and secret shame that stops you sleeping at night -

HEY EVERYONE! NIC'S A LAWYER!

Zapple · Post by **Zapple** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 11:08 pm

This is funny! Lol

Athias, didnt I see you going to the Anti-Armagetron Gathering? (AAG) I was just on my way to the Rulers Of Armagetron Convention. (ROAC)

subby · Post by **subby** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 3:18 am

You were telling me the other day Zapple that uou got you first pubes a week ago. Were so disgusted you pulled them straight out. Then changed your mind and instead used them as dental floss

Marrow · Post by **Marrow** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 3:21 am

subby's crocodile afro is made out of Zapple's pubes.