Good Marrow to you Gentle Dunnarts

[nicolas.b]

i still get a kick thinking about a particular message subby once wrote. i tried to look it up but there were millions of possible threads to sift through. it went something roughly like: good dunnart to you, viewers. tonight we have a 60% chance of dunnarting gauging by the latest dunnartalogical instrument readings...

actually that was a piss-poor imitation. the original had far more of the D-word in there. but today as i was remembering it and chuckling, a few half-formed thoughts popped into my dunnart and so i figured i'd dunnart them down quickly:


CAUTIONARY QUOTE TO MENTION IN STRATEGIC PLANNING:

10,000 dunnarts does not an army make.


COMPLEAT COMPENDIUM TO IMPRESS PEOPLE WITH. JUST PUT IT ON YOUR COFFEE TABLE OR BOOKCASE:

A History of Dunnarts in the New World by D. Unnziger Arthur.


WHEN DUNNARTS RULED THE EARTH:

massive 55-tonne protodunnarts once were the dominant form of life on earth, their merest footstep shaking the plains around them and sending all other lifeforms scurrying for their paltry, microscopic lives. fossil evidence even suggests that the ancestor of man was nearly sent into extinction by the protodunnarts before one thag simmons, a renowned homo erectus, perfected the art of hurling a small stone at the protodunnarts' one weak point, the... {document is damaged and becomes illegible at this point}


if you can dunnart to this list of dunnarts then you have my full dunnart. or beaver, or... hmm, what was the other popular word? geez, it was only a couple months ago...!

[Marrow]

The good ol' days. We should make a "Best of Armagetron Forums" collection. A compilation of the best topics.

[subby]

Here it is:

http://guru3.sytes.net/viewtopic.php?t= ... &start=155

and for those who don't want to click on a link, a summary follows

It's a lovely dunnart we are having to-dunnart. Eventually its going to dunnart though and we'll get all dunnarted if we are out-dunnart. With all the good dunnart we are haveing, the dunnarts seem to be growing well out-dunnart. But winter is soon coming and surely the dunnarts will wilt.

Good Dunnart
Subby

Good Idea Marrow, all time classic would have to be the 700 lb beaver vs whale (vs some dunnarts and wombats) topic

[anthias]

Ahhhh.... Such good dunnarts... I mean, such Dunnart memories, I mean dunnart good dunnart... uh, you know what I dunnart

[nicolas.b]

WORDS TO LIVE BY:

sorry boys- when you've been out-dunnarted by a dunnart it's time to hang up the cheerios.