Baseless Accusations :D

nicolas.b · Post by **nicolas.b** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 4:17 pm

roflmao, especially over the 'short hairs' stuff...

loc, if i wear a poncho knitted by hand out of zapple pubic hairs, would you be willing to give me a 'tryout' as one of your accessory biotches? i'll even cut a little window in the poncho so the goods will be on display a bit better...

btw, i heard that tank has so much computer crap in his room that his b.e.d. is really a mass of shredded IDE cables collected on a platform made of welded-together, obsolete circuit boards resting on top of a pyramid of server boxes, one of which contains this forums. so the next time you try to post here and you get that screen of php gibberish (btw, the post DOES get recorded), you know that tank is in his bed and is busy

Wordcount limit effective immediately. Please vacate the premises now, and thank you very much for posting at Tank's Forums. Just don't do it again.

Post by **Tank Program** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 4:32 pm

nicolas.b wrote:btw, i heard that tank has so much computer crap in his room that his b.e.d. is really a mass of shredded IDE cables collected on a platform made of welded-together, obsolete circuit boards resting on top of a pyramid of server boxes, one of which contains this forums. so the next time you try to post here and you get that screen of php gibberish (btw, the post DOES get recorded), you know that tank is in his bed and is busy

Well... You're not that far off

. I have been seriously cosidering putting comptuers under my bed to get me more desk space. But thanks for pointing out that I can't risk any ethernet wires coming unplugged so it has to say where it is... As for the IDE cables, the decorate the top if the upright piano that's in my room. The old circuit boards are either on top of my desk, in the bottom right hand desk doored cubby or in the book cases behind my desk. As for the box that the forum's runs on- rumor is a vacum gets plugged in in place of it every now and then, which is what causes those erros. Or wait, I'm confusing real life with basj again... Those errors are caused by my internet connection at home going down cutting off access to my server which sends out emails. And as for the server boxes,

. They are sitting one on top of each other, and are not just in my room. There's one in the hallway with the dsl modem. That server hosts my personal website and some other stuff. It then goes over the gigabit link to my primary switch. That in turn has my new file server which is between my desk and the wall underneath my linux workstation. Also plugged right into the gigabit is my desktop (XP) which is on the right side of my desk. Don't forget the old fileserver which is only running 10/100 due to driver issues but is still on the gigabit switch, that's to the left of the piano actually, and the desk is on the right with its monitor. Then we have the 100 megabit switch which sits under the gigabit, with another gigabit underneath which isn't currently in use. Then of course the kvm is on top of the whole stack. The linux workstation plugs into the 10/100 and has the firewire 100gb drive on top. Also into the 10/100 is the wireless ethernet uplink, which is ontop of the piano, cause it's the highest thing in my room. After that the last currently active device is the seperate laptop I use for instant messaging which is located on the right front of my desk, with a seperate external keyboard on the desk right above the primary keyboard drawer. Then going deeper they'res my monitor surrounded by post-it notes of programming project ides and on the left there's the microphone with the pens and pencils and the teamspeak key binds. On the right are the recharrable batteris. Then behind the laptop are all teh cd spindles and some floppies. On the left above the hole with the switches are all my school books my 2 TI-83+s and the RedHat 9 boxed set I've got. On top of that are a bunch of kinderegg toys with some miscellaneous awards and cards and other shit. Oh wait, wtf am I doing this for? Let me go take some pictures... brb...

BTW: nicolas.b, YOU SMELL BADLY OF HORSE SHIT.

(Had to have my accusation

cause all that shit was facts...)

Post by **Tank Program** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 5:39 pm

Ok, here are my pics. Sorry if they look stupid or if they make no sense, but my dad meade me "censor" them of things that were most likely to give away where we live...

anthias · Post by **anthias** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 4:22 am

OMG! Tank has the same microphone I do! That does it - the final proof! Tank is a tried hard frustrated folk musician, just like me! (go to http://www.mp3.com.au/martinmortimer) its a crappy microphone. and it cost $2. The piano was a clue, but the microphone gave it away. And while he's running round the grid, he's really listening to old arlo guthry albums and playing honkytonk on the piano, or pianee (ref: simpsons halloween - billy the kid). He has been secretly waiting for the chance to slip an mp3 player into the Tron code, that can't be turned off, and forces ALL players on the grid to listen to his unique brand of bitter sweet semi country folk rock contemporary rap demos recorded with bad hiss and system noise through said microphone. It's time to come clean Tank, don't worry, I know your shame, I know it's hard, but you just gotta come clean, otherwise the music will rot and fester inside your chest, and then these forums will suffer as you slowly lose all willpower to fight the uurge to turn away from your true heritage on the grid for the flashy live of a failed folk star...

locutus · Post by **locutus** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 5:19 am

nicolas.b wrote:loc, if i wear a poncho knitted by hand out of zapple pubic hairs, would you be willing to give me a 'tryout' as one of your accessory biotches? i'll even cut a little window in the poncho so the goods will be on display a bit better...

only if it comes with matching dunnart slippers and 700 lb. beaver purse...

tank, those are some great pics, you have some neat toys to play with, but my favorite is the kitty killer in the corner...

RUDEBOY! · Post by **RUDEBOY!** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 5:49 am

It's Domo-kun!!! He's a mascot for a sattelite channel in Japan.

Post by **Tank Program** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 9:02 am

Fact: The domukun I made of paper.
Fact: That microphone is over 8 years old.

Now Anthias, don't you think it's time to tell everyone what you're keeping in your garage? The thing that makes you sleep uneasy and night and makes you worry while at work? No? You don't? Well then, I'll just have to tell everyone for you. Anthias has a mail-order bride from Japan in his garage! He promised to marry her, but he just can't. His girlfriend is watching him to carefully. He's forced to say his car is in the workshop, while really the Japanese girl is cutting the brakelines. Anthias, now you're dirty little secret is out! What are you going to do about it? The police are on their way as the speak. Your bride to be doesn't have any papers you know, you smuggled her in in a suitcase. Oh boy, what oh what are you going to do...

anthias · Post by **anthias** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 10:43 am

I don't have a guarage..... Or a japanese bride - life would be better if I did

however, I did inform the authorities about teh cruel and unusual treatment of those gerbals Tank. We've seen the computer equipment, and we all know how much electricity they take. And we all know you had problems paying the power bill, and you installed those gerbal turbines. Making a hundred gerbals run in wheels, with their eyes forced open, with barely enough to eat and drink, you run the little buggers day in, day out, till they drop dead and then you replace them. I know about your visits to all those different pet stores, never the same one twice, so they wouldn't catch on. I know about you running the games from gerbal powered servers. And I know - I know - I just know!.... The cops are coming. They'll put an end to your cruelty. They'll stop you running those servers on gerbal power... They'll stop the serve.... . . . just a minute.. "hello? police?, yeah I rang before about the gerbal thing, yeah, I couldn't live with it. I gotta tell the truth. There are no gerbals... I lied, I made it all up. Yes, Yes, Yes, Ok, I understand, Yes, it wont happen again, ok, goodbye officer."

*Phew*!!!

Ok tank, want me to get you some more gerbals? I'll send them airmail.

nicolas.b · Post by **nicolas.b** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 2:27 pm

well we all mistreat gerbils, of course. i't s just a question of "how?" now in this one shot you can see i was too scared to go down the ramp myself so popped little ralph into the hamsterball and rolled him on down. if he makes it, then --fine--, but if he doesn't, then that's one less place i risk my neck on. the whole thing really works out fine...

subby · Post by **subby** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 2:39 pm

hey that looks like marble madness!

Nic has 3 boobs, yet he only has 2 nipples and a gerbil stuck in his nose.... poor guy went through a sex change operation gone bad.....

Post by **Tank Program** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 3:35 pm

Anthias, it's nothing campared to subby's Turtle & Crocodile farm. Yes, subby, I mean we know what that tank in your backyard really is. Subby raises turtles then feeds them to crocodiles, all in the name of fashion. That's right, on the NYE you can find SCTE, subby's crock & turtle exports. Crocodile and turtle lovers have been trying to shut his operation down for years, but to no avail. His French, Italian, and Russian mafia connections have saved his ass from prosecution. Oh well, turtle soup has got to come from someplace...

nicolas.b · Post by **nicolas.b** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 4:16 am

lol... nice one, tank!

subby- with this extra winter weight you couldn't be more correct.

but dare i tell you guys a very scary fact about men and breast milk?* to think that even anthias is involved gives me a shudder all the way to the top of my colloqium.

* dead serious