i really like that they turn only at 90 degrees, i suspect that the bikes either consist of
a "burst-teleportation-nano-assembler-disassembler" two would be needed to avoid having to "self-burst-teleportate" (would be too tricky to assemble/disassemble the assembler-disassembler lol), so you'ld basically have a bike consisting of two parts even though it might not show...
or
a "quantum-double-pairing-teleportator* which in effect would mean you're driving two pairs of bikes at once, all existing in the same place, and that the 90-degrees is made by first teleportating the first instance of the bike and then the second. this would be extremely fast, much faster than the solution above
oh shit i just realized i'm a phucking raving loonie

and that this is just a game
