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nicolas.b wrote:
they found so many frozen mammoths at one point that the scientific / excavation team apparantly treated themselves to a celebratory round of mammoth steaks!
Have you ever left meat in your freezer for a year and then tried to eat it??? Now times that by a few thousand years...
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pretty sure they used the most advanced kwikfreeze (tm) prehistoric technologies, then. at the end of the meal all the plates had been licked clean...
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and shortly after that, there was a mad rush for the toilets? :roll:
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no, that was because they started with a round of taco bell.
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that'll teach them :twisted:
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i keep laughing every time i see R2 moving to the beat :D
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LOL! Me too. He seems to really be getting jiggy with it. 8)
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THIS JUST IN:

NEW INFORMATION ABOUT THE

SCIENTISTS' MAMMOTH MEAL.




IT SEEMS THAT THE SCIENTISTS

ACTUALLY TOOK ONE BITE

AND WERE REPULSED.



NEW EVIDENCE SHOWS THAT

A SECOND GROUP

APPEARED SOMETIME LATER

TO LICK THE PLATES CLEAN.



OUR SUSPECTS SO FAR:

A) A BAND OF ROGUE DUNNARTS

B) A GIANT SQUID, OR

C) PREY AND SPEED AFFLICTED WITH THE MUNCHIES!
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When in doubt go with 'c' :wink:
lol, try and prove it though. Haha you can't! 8)
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we could always analyse your faeces......
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frizza wrote:we could always analyse your faeces......
what is it with zoologists and sh!t ?

frizza is forever looking at it going, ohh thats must be wombat, its poo is a cube, how funny is that.. wombat's shit is a cube.... weird buggers
:done: poo is cube
:done: must be a wombat
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really?? a cube?? that is so cool! we need to start talking about POOP, it seems to me....

that sort of reminds me how the chinese raise perfectly square pigs. (serious)
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cartman wrote:Ok, that does it. Screw you guys, I'm going home. Talking poo is where I draw the line.
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i remember that well, tank. the very first senjor hankey episode. a total classic for the ages. :D
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the japanese have rectangular watermelons
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