What would happen if.....

nicolas.b · Post by **nicolas.b** » Mon Apr 19, 2004 9:52 pm

these three chickens i'm juggling only make me want you more.

Speedracer · Post by **Speedracer** » Mon Apr 19, 2004 9:54 pm

If you are trying to get me into the oven, you will have to preheat it first, if you know what I mean.

nicolas.b · Post by **nicolas.b** » Mon Apr 19, 2004 10:17 pm

how hot and wet would you like your drumstick?

n54 · Post by **n54** » Mon Apr 19, 2004 10:26 pm

this is getting scary!

Speedracer · Post by **Speedracer** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 4:06 am

n54 wrote:this is getting scary!

Not as scary as seeing nico holding a stack of plates on his head, a couple of chickens in his arms, while trying to heat up the oven in order to cook them.
inuendo- Seeing my toes makes one go crazy.

nicolas.b · Post by **nicolas.b** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 4:48 am

this is probably the reason i was smart enough (UNTIL NOW) to stay out of this discussion.

EDIT: anyway, it's all frizza's fault for hoodwinking me into replying.

*shakes tiny fist*

nicolas.b · Post by **nicolas.b** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 5:06 am

that reminds me, when i used to own a car i had this cross-addiction to taco bell tortilla-bowl salads (half cold fixings and half warm meat) and galllon jugs of tea cooler (half iced tea / half lemonade). and being the lazy bastard that i was i found a place where there were two drive-in's i could go to to get these fine items in the space of a single block.

and i was so excited by how clever i was but also powerless in the throes of the rich aroma that i just ripped open all the containers and started gobbling right away. but i believed very much in not surrendering without a fight, so instead of pulling over i kept stubbornly driving. i would have the big salad container balanced in my lap, be using one hand to wield fork, the other to hoist tea jug for guzzlation, the mouth for gorging, the feet for peddles, and the knee-caps for steering. about the only thing unused was the dunnart-sack. one of the few times i enjoyed my car being automatic transmission. and the police always knew to stay *far* away from me.

this was always a 'sexual moment' for me.

frizza · Post by **frizza** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 6:28 am

and who ever said food couldn't be satisfying...

Speedracer · Post by **Speedracer** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 7:53 am

Food is always used as a sex symbol. Actually, come to think about it, a lot of things could be used as a sex symbol. Cars, sports, t.v., you name it. For some reason though, food has always been the gateway to the bedroom. There is dinner, beer and chips, chocolate and everything that goes with it (which is everything), and then there is fruit, desserts, and things like eating during sex. So we make the same faces as we do both. We are just as satisfied after both. We feel the urge to smoke after both. Will this trend ever end... I think not.

frizza · Post by **frizza** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 10:09 am

yes...give me a long, hard carrot right now...

nicolas.b · Post by **nicolas.b** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 10:21 am

food as sex, two movie recomendations:

1) TAMPOPO - the erotic scene between the yakuza, his girl, and the prawn.

**** see this movie if you can, it's wonderful!

2) 9.5 WEEKS - some nice combination of food and mild domination between rourke and basinger. even better knowing that basinger couldn't stand him in person and had to force herself to act quite the opposite every scene.

frizza · Post by **frizza** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 10:24 am

lol

sex with a prawn????

regarding on-screen couples, apparently when they were filming casablanca, bogart and whats-her-face hated each other too.

Prey4Me · Post by **Prey4Me** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 4:10 pm

smoking is icky, can we ban smoking or at least fine ppl for throwing cigarette butts on the ground

Speedracer · Post by **Speedracer** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 6:17 pm

What!!!?

Talk about banning cigarettes somewhere else and don't plague this topic with your anti-rights bullshivix.

nicolas.b- I will search for those movies.. They are something I should watch with my girlfriend right?

*gives frizza a hand full of carrot tots* Enjoy!

nicolas.b · Post by **nicolas.b** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 10:55 pm

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... okay:

the prawn did some really nice things to the girl's tummy.

(no, not from the INSIDE, tricky!)

i recommend the first one more to watch with GF. it's quite playful, spontaneous, and good-natured. the second one has some real nice spontanaeity and creativity with food eroticism, but ultimately the movie is about psycholigical domination, which is not quite the usual couples film. maybe stop the film after the fridge scene, lead her over there, pop some fruit in your mouth and see if she wants to take it from you in her mouth. and maybe that'll continue...

i remember being kind of pissed, because the girl i was dating at the time was too prudish to do that stuff, and i could have....

y'know, this is another good time to end a post.