Cat Weddings, Pimping and Astronomy

subby · Post by **subby** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 2:14 pm

Marrow wrote:With a subject line like "Cat Weddings, Pimping and Astronomy" I think subby is safe. No woman will look in here.

Then you don't know frizza!

1) There is an animal in the topic
2) there is the word "wedding" in the title

Prey4Me · Post by **Prey4Me** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 4:59 pm

lol yes the term wedding is an evil term after you have been going out with a girl for awhile, most likely they are like my gf and have already picked out the ring and wedding dress they want without letting you know and if they are really bad they are already thinking of baby names

nicolas.b · Post by **nicolas.b** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 5:02 pm

meaning it's bait for every girlfriend out there looking to send hints to her beau?

well, there may be a mad stampede through here any second...!

EDIT: godammit prey- you and your speed-posting totally ruined my joke. okay, somehow, someway i am going to get you, young fella...

Prey4Me · Post by **Prey4Me** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 5:04 pm

*prey runs to save simba from the stampede*

Zapple · Post by **Zapple** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 7:59 pm

Edited by Marrow: when reconstructing the link, copy and paste it into your browser, then remove the spaces that appear as a result of me partitioning the link. Then press the enter key and you're magically on your way.

About the brides you might find this interesting,

http://icbirmingham.icnetwork.co.uk/
0100news/0100localnews/
tm_objectid=14138833&method=
full&siteid=50002&headline=
i-sell-brides-for-cash-name_page.html

and

http://www.nbc4.tv/irresistible/2985201/detail.html

Marrow · Post by **Marrow** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 8:14 pm

If the cat married those people, you've managed to stay on topic.

Otherwise, I'm sorry.

nicolas.b · Post by **nicolas.b** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 9:06 pm

i think i remember an american movie about the first article called "green card", a english-language vehicle for gerard depardieu also starring andie mcdowall.

Prey4Me · Post by **Prey4Me** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 9:25 pm

Marrow wrote:If the cat married those people, you've managed to stay on topic.

Otherwise, I'm sorry.

lol it looks like ppl are getting away from the topic marrow
why don't you elaborate on your old days as a PIMP

nicolas.b · Post by **nicolas.b** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 9:36 pm

that
long-assed
link
has
scewed up
the
formatting
on this
page.

Marrow · Post by **Marrow** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 9:39 pm

Prey4Me wrote:why don't you elaborate on your old days as a PIMP

Let me tell ya about the pimp game, young blood. You got your guerilla pimp, you got your drug pimp, you got your smooth talkin' pimp and you got your no-nonsense pimp. The no-nonsense pimp is always going to outweigh those other guys because he means it.

Of course, I'm no pimp. I'm a world-renowned connoisseur, international ladies man and professional gentleman of leisure.

I got a Ph.D. - pimpin' hoes degree.

It's purse first and ass last.

Ok, that's about it for pimp cliches that I can think of.

Prey4Me · Post by **Prey4Me** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 9:40 pm

lol there is only one international ladies man and you aren't him, don't you ever watch SNL

nicolas.b · Post by **nicolas.b** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 10:23 pm

marrow, i'm not really sure what all that means, but it sounds wonderful. are you accepting apprentices, my man?

P.S. thnx someone for fixing space-eating link!

Marrow · Post by **Marrow** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 10:59 pm

LOL, I couldn't teach a person how to pimp their way out of a paperbag...

Hmm, I guess that made no sense.

Ah well, back to moderating...la de da da.

nicolas.b · Post by **nicolas.b** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 11:06 pm

crap!

Prey4Me · Post by **Prey4Me** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 11:08 pm

lol what if he was in a plastic bag and not a paper bag

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