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Matrox · Post by **Matrox** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:04 am

The best one has got to be "Bin Laden > Attached is my itinerary for the next year. 900m"

Post by **Lucifer** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:21 am

I like Clinton: Don't mess around with any of the secretaries I appointed.

(seen it before, though. There's also an interesting irc log of Bush and that idiot in N Korea)

Post by **Tank Program** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:25 am

That's pretty cool. "We should include Germany in the Axis of Evil." lol

Misery · Post by **Misery** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 12:47 pm

Interesting e-mail from my brother... Funny.

(No idea where he found it)

If World War Two had been an online Real Time Strategy game, the chat room traffic would have gone something like this:

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*

Sabarai · Post by **Sabarai** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:44 pm

HAHAHAHHAHHA wee i got a jeep

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Very neat Misery

I'm sorry, i like it better than the Bush one

Phytotron · Post by **Phytotron** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:18 am

That cracked me up, Misery.

hang3r · Post by **hang3r** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:31 am

Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker

Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*

TiTnAsS · Post by **TiTnAsS** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 4:23 am

paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*

LOL

Revan · Post by **Revan** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:03 pm

Misery...THAT WAS AWESOME!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHH!!!

that was great. The email thing was funny too...Exept I'm for Bush. Clinton can go f*** a dog. Or he can also f*** John Kerry. The've made reservations at holoday inn.

Nice finds.

Sabarai · Post by **Sabarai** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:44 pm

Bill Clintin is probably f***ing Hillary... Just stop say that

I know, I know tank, it's family forums...

Phytotron · Post by **Phytotron** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 5:59 am

Revan = doopid.

Needn't say more.

Freewheelin'56 · Post by **Freewheelin'56** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 7:01 am

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes
by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident."

"OH DEAR GOD NO!!!" George W. Bush exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as
the president sits, head in hands.

Finally, the president, devastated, looks up and asks, "How many is a
Brazillion?"

Sabarai · Post by **Sabarai** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 8:45 am

Hehehehehe..

Well.. The case here, is that if a soldier kills someone, he returns to the Netherlands and stands trial

Post by **Lucifer** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 8:49 am

Isn't it a soldier's job to kill people?

"I was ordered to hold the hill!"
"You killed 27 people with that grenade."
"They were trying to take the hill!"
"Murder is a crime."
"They were enemy combatants!"
"No remorse for your actions?"

Sabarai · Post by **Sabarai** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 8:58 am

Hehe.. more like:

>>"Plunderer, STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING"
<<*runs away*
>>"HOLD STILL"
<<*still runs*
>>*shoots a warning shot to the ground, bullet bounces off and hits plunderer in head*

That's just a bummer, he was in trail and in our news for several months. Finally he was found not guilty and was released. Now he claims money from the government because his name has been dishonored. Whole of our population thinks he should get quite some money... Waiting for trail

Our news station wrote:Public Prosecution Service: Eric O. shot well-considered

The Dutch soldier who shot an Iraqi man in Iraq, has aimed well-considered and shot. That says the top of the Public Prosecution Service in a confidential letter which has the news in hands.

In the letter President the suspicion of assassination writes the Wijkerslooth of the Board of Procurators General that has been based on "the well-considered shot and the declaration of military getuige that has said to have seen that suspected weapon on the mob had has been aimed, by the sight looked at and vervolgens the shot fired".

The Wijkerslooth wrote after an action in the current affairs section nova to the letter beginning January. He wants term grow for hard acting Public Prosecution Service against Eric O. was there in the country little term for the charge assassination. But acting in nova did not have the desired impact, and therefore wrote to the Wijkerslooth a letter to all service accounts at Public Prosecution Service. For the first time is now clear why justice sees a criminal matter.

The highest man of the Public Prosecution Service writes in the confidential document to that O. experiences scherpschutter is. O. claimt themselves two warning shots to have discharged. But also a warning shot had not been permitted according to the violence instruction to which must keep himself the soldiers in Iraq.

According to the Wijkerslooth is of it talk "a very serious suspicion" that the victim by a ball of the verdachte has touched. "he has therefore not shot in the safe direction". That O. himself to the circumstances outlines lead according to the Procurator-General at least to dead debt, but possibly to doodslag.

In the letter to among others the parquet floors and the rijksrecherche the Wijkerslooth reject also criticism that it has brought the matter himself to Public Prosecution Service in the publicity. "that it has not done Public Prosecution Service." According to Om-baas it Public Prosecution Service in arnhem by a journalist of the DUTCH PRESS AGENCY was approached who asked for the research and the suspicion. Public Prosecution Service confirmed that.

The Wijkerslooth wrote to the letter after an action in the current affairs section nova beginning January term O. to grow for hard acting Public Prosecution Service against Eric there were little term for the charge assassination. But acting in nova did not have the desired impact, and therefore wrote to the Wijkerslooth the letter to all service accounts. For the first time becomes clear why justice sees a criminal matter.

(Source: NOS news)

Crappy translation, blaim babelfish. original link: http://www.novatv.nl/index.cfm?fuseacti ... mn_id=3869