Robot Children

DrJoeTr0n · Post by **DrJoeTr0n** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 12:52 am

Iceman, Im not sure. The good and evil robots, i mean, why the internet. Either way iceman 99.9% of the internet is pornography and pop ups. So either way you will get the same thing.

One robot that is constantly humping your leg while asking if you want deals on your mortgage.

The other also constantly humping your other leg while asking you if you want herbal suplements to "enhance" your self.

It is really all of a matter of picking the lesser of Two evils

Phytotron · Post by **Phytotron** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:01 am

If you choose the lesser of two evils, you're still choosing an evil and a lesser.

Post by **Lucifer** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:08 am

Oscilloscope wrote:If you choose the lesser of two evils, you're still choosing an evil and a lesser.

That's why you should just vote for me for President.

DrJoeTr0n · Post by **DrJoeTr0n** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:54 am

Yeah but in this way, you have a fighting chance.

Time to mix it up, what if it resembled an animal, like a crocodile or a giraffe. We can call these birth defects.

Post by **Lucifer** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:57 am

I guess that would depend on the animal and whether or not I classified it as food.

DrJoeTr0n · Post by **DrJoeTr0n** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 1:04 pm

Well, its all metal, so i guess its packed with fiber.

Sabarai · Post by **Sabarai** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 7:33 pm

Don't underestimate Lucifers apitite...

DrJoeTr0n · Post by **DrJoeTr0n** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 7:35 pm

appetite for devouring robot animals? I think it would be cheaper to just chew on aluminum foil.

Sabarai · Post by **Sabarai** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:34 pm

lol, well there's an idea.. Though that hurts when you've got, u know, filled up holes in your teeth

DrJoeTr0n · Post by **DrJoeTr0n** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 7:12 am

Yeah picture that only gnawing on the elbow of a Robot baby bison.

Post by **Lucifer** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 7:15 am

Ah, I thought you menat "What if the kid resembled an animal", not "What if the robot that was your kid resembled an animal".

Still, with the advances in plastics they've made, I'll bet he'd still make a fine meal.

Sabarai · Post by **Sabarai** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 8:44 am

I told you...

DrJoeTr0n · Post by **DrJoeTr0n** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 11:05 am

wouldnt the plastics of the robot child be considered a birth defect, I'd prefer mine metal.

Post by **Lucifer** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 11:09 am

DrJoeTr0n wrote:wouldnt the plastics of the robot child be considered a birth defect, I'd prefer mine metal.

All the more reason to throw 'im on the grill!

DrJoeTr0n · Post by **DrJoeTr0n** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 11:15 am

I'll eat it if it doesnt talk back to me. I'm assuming it will since its appendeges are interchangable and can be removed without worrying of death......or should your worry?