This may seem like a very strange question...

Crazyass · Post by **Crazyass** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 7:33 am

This is the strangest question i have heard in a long time but it makes you think... Why do suicide bombers wear helmets?

TiTnAsS · Post by **TiTnAsS** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 7:40 am

.... says it all....

Post by **Lucifer** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 7:48 am

I've got one better. When they give someone a lethal injection for execution, they dab the spot on the person's arm with a little bit of alcohol. Why?

TiTnAsS · Post by **TiTnAsS** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 7:58 am

And the use steralized needles for lethal injections don't they? O_O

Sabarai · Post by **Sabarai** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 10:46 am

Lucifer: People can watch the execution, so they want it to look professional, and that way it does...

Fonkay · Post by **Fonkay** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:39 pm

Isn't this one of those why don't sheep shrink in the rain kind of questions?

The real question is, who cares?

Sabarai · Post by **Sabarai** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 4:31 pm

Crazyass, you sound like a person who doesn't believe that your refrigerator light turns off when you close the door...

Everybody cares fonkay

Phytotron · Post by **Phytotron** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 6:46 am

Why do we park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?! And why is it called it taking a shower, when you don't actually take anything? And why isn't laughter pronounced like daughter, or mustache like backache? I've grown a mistake! And why can't I get my sketches of indoor landscapes done in oil-based watercolors to ever come out correctly? And why is it that...

"The prefix that means 'love' is phil, as in the words Philadelphia, philanthropy, philosophy.

"The suffix that means 'love' is philia, as in pedophilia, necrophilia, coprophilia.

"Such pessimistic etymology: Love starts great, ends badly."

(From the website of Maggie Balestreri: cafemo.com)

Sabarai · Post by **Sabarai** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 1:57 pm

Oscilloscope, you should get some hobby's

TiTnAsS · Post by **TiTnAsS** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 5:19 am

Lol agreed sabarai...

Phytotron · Post by **Phytotron** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 5:24 am

Um, I was kind of mocking the thread -- or playing along, depending on how you want to look at it. Took me a whole fifteen seconds to type. The last part, though, I just find amusing. Anyone interested in language should check out her site and book, The Evasion-English Dictionary.

TiTnAsS · Post by **TiTnAsS** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 5:38 am

Bah language..who needs her..

Phytotron · Post by **Phytotron** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 9:10 am

Bah brains...who needs them....

Post by **Lucifer** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 9:13 am

Braaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnssssssssssssssss................

(damn, now I'm hungry, thanks a lot guys)

DrJoeTr0n · Post by **DrJoeTr0n** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 9:39 am

Oscilloscope, you must be an english teacher or major of some sort.