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[Oparachukwu]

#FreeDurf #DurfMatters

[Moonlight]

Opara Pls KSI '__' Durf the mod abuser?

[aP|Nelg]

Opara Pls KSI '__' Durf the mod abuser?

Durf never had Mod. Way to go, be an idiot.

[Magi]

Opara Pls KSI '__' Durf the mod abuser?

Durf never had Mod. Way to go, be an idiot.

Think you misunderstood what he said, it was supposed to be an insult calling Durf an abuser of the mods. Also the original owner of Moonlight is no longer the same person, someone else has that account, so take what you see from it with a grain of salt.

[aP|Nelg]

Opara Pls KSI '__' Durf the mod abuser?

Durf never had Mod. Way to go, be an idiot.

Think you misunderstood what he said, it was supposed to be an insult calling Durf an abuser of the mods. Also the original owner of Moonlight is no longer the same person, someone else has that account, so take what you see from it with a grain of salt.

I'm aware of both cases.

[Word]

Two tronners actually generate infinite planes with their repetitive long-ass-posts. They also are the alpha and omega of the universe and whenever they post in the same thread, a lightcycle and a galaxy full of planets, inhabited by peaceful civilizations of intelligent kitten, explode simultaneously. Another good reason to keep one of them banned. The same two guys are also responsible for black and white holes, which come to existence whenever they send or receive a PM.

The sheer attempt to read one of those infinite planes accelerates the human aging process so rapidly that most people are dead before they can finish, leave alone understand the purpose of a single infinite plane. Those who survive* show signs of social awkwardness later on and don't react or respond to letters, numbers, or electroconvulsive therapy anymore. Most of them end up writing headlines for the Huffington Post or selling outsider art to rich people.

*thanks to a combination of a photographic memory and the finite number of English words the two tronners are capable of, only a handful of experts are able to recognize a pattern that allows them to predict how these infinite planes continue, thus making it pointless to read on. However, by the time they reach this stage of enlightenment, it's already too late (see above).

(obvious troll post, but it was too tempting not to write that...)

[compguygene]

Word. This video is for you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0MK7qz13bU#t=1m3s

[Word]

I think most people need a catharsis before they can move on.
But now I had mine. I don't mind if it gets deleted or criticized.

[Z-Man]

Right, let's play "Who can stay quiet longest?", parents' favourite game on long car journeys. I'm going to move all instances where random personal Durf posts crop up here, preferably before a fight breaks out. I'm going to keep score who starts it, both per person and per "team". The material above came from two threads, so so far we have:

Rebels/Terrorists: 1
Oparachukwu: 1

Order/Evil Empire: 1.5
Word: 1
Ratchet: 0.5

I hope this is incentive enough. And in the right direction. Points are BAD, just to be clear.

[ConVicT]

In hindsight, Durf was banned for what?

[Magi]

In hindsight, Durf was banned for what?

+1 for the rebels!