After lots of pondering, I considered allowing myself to step into the unknown and buy a Windows 8 laptop. I looked around, and found a lot more laptop options with Windows 8, but I still couldn't quite find what I wanted. So, I ultimately decided that I would just use my current crappy laptop to do school-related things, and I'd buy me something else.
A desktop.

So, I found a desktop for a fairly reasonable price with some pretty intense specs.
Computer: ASUS CM6870-US015S
RAM: 16GB DDR3
Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GT 620 2GB
Processor: Intel Core i7 3770(3.40GHz) (3.70 GHz boost)
OS: Windows 8
Pretty spiffy machine, if I do say so myself. The windows 8 isn't very hard to get used to. I booted up tron for the first time and got the 60FPS cap of Ndivia cards, and I had to locate the graphics panel to disable VSync for tron to undo the cap. It runs at roughly 1000FPS in most scenarios, and can jump up to 3000 or so if I do a few of the tricks to get better tron performance.
Overall, I like it a lot. It didn't come with a monitor, so I'm having to buy one of those (playing on HDTV with HDMI currently - not bad graphics, but 15ms response time is a killer) to be able to play tron properly without too much delay. Also, they keyboard it comes with isn't a notable gaming keyboard, as apparent by the 4-consecutive keys ghosting. I can't triple/single too quickly in tron or the 4th key (single) will not register.
I may eventually update the 300W power supply to a 700/800 and get a higher end graphics card (GT 620 is low-range), but I'm quite satisfied for now.
$860 Computer
$140 Monitor
$70? Keyboard
$1,070 for this thing is hardly asking much.