Two word story

Post by **Lucifer** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 1:58 am

There once was a tron player that liked a lady, but she had cheese in her nose, which surprise surprise smelled like cheese in dead monkeys. But actually the next three weeks {consisted of/was really} moldy bread.

"Too bad," LiMette said. "I really need to eat cheese because it gives me the creeps."

Suddenly, seven pounds of an e-mail about Viagra began complaining that enzyte used cheese for evil. "Stupid Cheese. Why does no one ever make non-smelly cheese?" LIMette wondered. And wondered.

Then, "eureka! I've done something naughty, you perv," Sabarai responded. Everyone was square dancing!

The cheese sat idly while LiMette spoke French insults against the English.

Far away, LiMEtte's brain dwells on distant moon

Phytotron · Post by **Phytotron** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 2:54 am

There once was a tron player that liked a lady, but she had cheese in her nose, which surprise surprise smelled like cheese in dead monkeys. But actually the next three weeks {consisted of/was really} moldy bread.

"Too bad," LiMette said. "I really need to eat cheese because it gives me the creeps."

Suddenly, seven pounds of an e-mail about Viagra began complaining that enzyte used cheese for evil. "Stupid Cheese. Why does no one ever make non-smelly cheese?" LIMette wondered. And wondered.

Then, "eureka! I've done something naughty, you perv," Sabarai responded. Everyone was square dancing!

The cheese sat idly while LiMette spoke French insults against the English.

Far away, LiMEtte's brain dwells on distant moon crater Copernicus

Post by **Lucifer** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 2:57 am

There once was a tron player that liked a lady, but she had cheese in her nose, which surprise surprise smelled like cheese in dead monkeys. But actually the next three weeks {consisted of/was really} moldy bread.

"Too bad," LiMette said. "I really need to eat cheese because it gives me the creeps."

Suddenly, seven pounds of an e-mail about Viagra began complaining that enzyte used cheese for evil. "Stupid Cheese. Why does no one ever make non-smelly cheese?" LIMette wondered. And wondered.

Then, "eureka! I've done something naughty, you perv," Sabarai responded. Everyone was square dancing!

The cheese sat idly while LiMette spoke French insults against the English.

Far away, LiMEtte's brain dwells on distant moon crater Copernicus
Its shell is so hot it could burn us

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I think I'm in the wrong thread.

Phytotron · Post by **Phytotron** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 12:38 pm

Lucifer wrote:I think I'm in the wrong thread.

Hehe. Plus, [nitpick]the moon's kinda chilly.[/nitpick]

::ducks potential flying shoe::

Sabarai · Post by **Sabarai** » Sun Jun 19, 2005 11:23 am

There once was a tron player that liked a lady, but she had cheese in her nose, which surprise surprise smelled like cheese in dead monkeys. But actually the next three weeks {consisted of/was really} moldy bread.

"Too bad," LiMette said. "I really need to eat cheese because it gives me the creeps."

Suddenly, seven pounds of an e-mail about Viagra began complaining that enzyte used cheese for evil. "Stupid Cheese. Why does no one ever make non-smelly cheese?" LIMette wondered. And wondered.

Then, "eureka! I've done something naughty, you perv," Sabarai responded. Everyone was square dancing!

The cheese sat idly while LiMette spoke French insults against the English.

Far away, LiMEtte's brain dwells on distant moon crater Copernicus while Lucifer

TiS · Post by **TiS** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 7:02 pm

There once was a tron player that liked a lady, but she had cheese in her nose, which surprise surprise smelled like cheese in dead monkeys. But actually the next three weeks {consisted of/was really} moldy bread.

"Too bad," LiMette said. "I really need to eat cheese because it gives me the creeps."

Suddenly, seven pounds of an e-mail about Viagra began complaining that enzyte used cheese for evil. "Stupid Cheese. Why does no one ever make non-smelly cheese?" LIMette wondered. And wondered.

Then, "eureka! I've done something naughty, you perv," Sabarai responded. Everyone was square dancing!

The cheese sat idly while LiMette spoke French insults against the English.

Far away, LiMEtte's brain dwells on distant moon crater Copernicus while Lucifer found religion

Post by **Lucifer** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 7:13 pm

There once was a tron player that liked a lady, but she had cheese in her nose, which surprise surprise smelled like cheese in dead monkeys. But actually the next three weeks {consisted of/was really} moldy bread.

"Too bad," LiMette said. "I really need to eat cheese because it gives me the creeps."

Suddenly, seven pounds of an e-mail about Viagra began complaining that enzyte used cheese for evil. "Stupid Cheese. Why does no one ever make non-smelly cheese?" LIMette wondered. And wondered.

Then, "eureka! I've done something naughty, you perv," Sabarai responded. Everyone was square dancing!

The cheese sat idly while LiMette spoke French insults against the English.

Far away, LiMEtte's brain dwells on distant moon crater Copernicus while Lucifer found religion about cat-poo

LETE · Post by **LETE** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 9:46 pm

There once was a tron player that liked a lady, but she had cheese in her nose, which surprise surprise smelled like cheese in dead monkeys. But actually the next three weeks {consisted of/was really} moldy bread.

"Too bad," LiMette said. "I really need to eat cheese because it gives me the creeps."

Suddenly, seven pounds of an e-mail about Viagra began complaining that enzyte used cheese for evil. "Stupid Cheese. Why does no one ever make non-smelly cheese?" LIMette wondered. And wondered.

Then, "eureka! I've done something naughty, you perv," Sabarai responded. Everyone was square dancing!

The cheese sat idly while LiMette spoke French insults against the English.

Far away, LiMEtte's brain dwells on distant moon crater Copernicus while Lucifer found religion about cat-poo to be

Jonathan · Post by **Jonathan** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 9:58 pm

There once was a tron player that liked a lady, but she had cheese in her nose, which surprise surprise smelled like cheese in dead monkeys. But actually the next three weeks {consisted of/was really} moldy bread.

"Too bad," LiMette said. "I really need to eat cheese because it gives me the creeps."

Suddenly, seven pounds of an e-mail about Viagra began complaining that enzyte used cheese for evil. "Stupid Cheese. Why does no one ever make non-smelly cheese?" LIMette wondered. And wondered.

Then, "eureka! I've done something naughty, you perv," Sabarai responded. Everyone was square dancing!

The cheese sat idly while LiMette spoke French insults against the English.

Far away, LiMEtte's brain dwells on distant moon crater Copernicus while Lucifer found religion about cat-poo to be similar to

Post by **Lucifer** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 9:59 pm

There once was a tron player that liked a lady, but she had cheese in her nose, which surprise surprise smelled like cheese in dead monkeys. But actually the next three weeks {consisted of/was really} moldy bread.

"Too bad," LiMette said. "I really need to eat cheese because it gives me the creeps."

Suddenly, seven pounds of an e-mail about Viagra began complaining that enzyte used cheese for evil. "Stupid Cheese. Why does no one ever make non-smelly cheese?" LIMette wondered. And wondered.

Then, "eureka! I've done something naughty, you perv," Sabarai responded. Everyone was square dancing!

The cheese sat idly while LiMette spoke French insults against the English.

Far away, LiMEtte's brain dwells on distant moon crater Copernicus while Lucifer found religion about cat-poo to be similar to truth, justice,

(LiMEtte) · Post by **(LiMEtte)** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:02 pm

There once was a tron player that liked a lady, but she had cheese in her nose, which surprise surprise smelled like cheese in dead monkeys. But actually the next three weeks {consisted of/was really} moldy bread.

"Too bad," LiMette said. "I really need to eat cheese because it gives me the creeps."

Suddenly, seven pounds of an e-mail about Viagra began complaining that enzyte used cheese for evil. "Stupid Cheese. Why does no one ever make non-smelly cheese?" LIMette wondered. And wondered.

Then, "eureka! I've done something naughty, you perv," Sabarai responded. Everyone was square dancing!

The cheese sat idly while LiMette spoke French insults against the English.

Far away, LiMEtte's brain dwells on distant moon crater Copernicus while Lucifer found religion about cat-poo to be similar to nothing she

LETE · Post by **LETE** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:37 pm

There once was a tron player that liked a lady, but she had cheese in her nose, which surprise surprise smelled like cheese in dead monkeys. But actually the next three weeks {consisted of/was really} moldy bread.

"Too bad," LiMette said. "I really need to eat cheese because it gives me the creeps."

Suddenly, seven pounds of an e-mail about Viagra began complaining that enzyte used cheese for evil. "Stupid Cheese. Why does no one ever make non-smelly cheese?" LIMette wondered. And wondered.

Then, "eureka! I've done something naughty, you perv," Sabarai responded. Everyone was square dancing!

The cheese sat idly while LiMette spoke French insults against the English.

Far away, LiMEtte's brain dwells on distant moon crater Copernicus while Lucifer found religion about cat-poo to be similar to truth, justice, and spicy

Sabarai · Post by **Sabarai** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:39 pm

There once was a tron player that liked a lady, but she had cheese in her nose, which surprise surprise smelled like cheese in dead monkeys. But actually the next three weeks {consisted of/was really} moldy bread.

"Too bad," LiMette said. "I really need to eat cheese because it gives me the creeps."

Suddenly, seven pounds of an e-mail about Viagra began complaining that enzyte used cheese for evil. "Stupid Cheese. Why does no one ever make non-smelly cheese?" LIMette wondered. And wondered.

Then, "eureka! I've done something naughty, you perv," Sabarai responded. Everyone was square dancing!

The cheese sat idly while LiMette spoke French insults against the English.

Far away, LiMEtte's brain dwells on distant moon crater Copernicus while Lucifer found religion about cat-poo to be similar to truth, justice, and spicy dog's hair.

TiS · Post by **TiS** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 11:01 pm

There once was a tron player that liked a lady, but she had cheese in her nose, which surprise surprise smelled like cheese in dead monkeys. But actually the next three weeks {consisted of/was really} moldy bread.

"Too bad," LiMette said. "I really need to eat cheese because it gives me the creeps."

Suddenly, seven pounds of an e-mail about Viagra began complaining that enzyte used cheese for evil. "Stupid Cheese. Why does no one ever make non-smelly cheese?" LIMette wondered. And wondered.

Then, "eureka! I've done something naughty, you perv," Sabarai responded. Everyone was square dancing!

The cheese sat idly while LiMette spoke French insults against the English.

Far away, LiMEtte's brain dwells on distant moon crater Copernicus while Lucifer found religion about cat-poo to be similar to truth, justice, and spicy dog's hair. Lucifers mother

Jonathan · Post by **Jonathan** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 11:03 pm

There once was a tron player that liked a lady, but she had cheese in her nose, which surprise surprise smelled like cheese in dead monkeys. But actually the next three weeks {consisted of/was really} moldy bread.

"Too bad," LiMEtte said. "I really need to eat cheese because it gives me the creeps."

Suddenly, seven pounds of an e-mail about Viagra began complaining that enzyte used cheese for evil. "Stupid Cheese. Why does no one ever make non-smelly cheese?" LiMEtte wondered. And wondered.

Then, "eureka! I've done something naughty, you perv," Sabarai responded. Everyone was square dancing!

The cheese sat idly while LiMEtte spoke French insults against the English.

Far away, LiMEtte's brain dwells on distant moon crater Copernicus while Lucifer found religion about cat-poo to be similar to truth, justice, and spicy dog's hair. Lucifers mother told TiS

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