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There once was a tron player that liked a lady, but she had cheese in her nose, which surprise surprise smelled like cheese in dead monkeys. But actually the next three weeks {consisted of/was really} moldy bread.
"Too bad," LiMette said. "I really need to eat cheese because it gives me the creeps."
Suddenly, seven pounds of an e-mail about Viagra began complaining that enzyte used cheese for evil. "Stupid Cheese. Why does no one ever make non-smelly cheese?" LIMette wondered. And wondered. Then, "eureka! I've done something naughty!
"Too bad," LiMette said. "I really need to eat cheese because it gives me the creeps."
Suddenly, seven pounds of an e-mail about Viagra began complaining that enzyte used cheese for evil. "Stupid Cheese. Why does no one ever make non-smelly cheese?" LIMette wondered. And wondered. Then, "eureka! I've done something naughty!
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There once was a tron player that liked a lady, but she had cheese in her nose, which surprise surprise smelled like cheese in dead monkeys. But actually the next three weeks {consisted of/was really} moldy bread.
"Too bad," LiMette said. "I really need to eat cheese because it gives me the creeps."
Suddenly, seven pounds of an e-mail about Viagra began complaining that enzyte used cheese for evil. "Stupid Cheese. Why does no one ever make non-smelly cheese?" LIMette wondered. And wondered. Then, "eureka! I've done something naughty! you perv
"Too bad," LiMette said. "I really need to eat cheese because it gives me the creeps."
Suddenly, seven pounds of an e-mail about Viagra began complaining that enzyte used cheese for evil. "Stupid Cheese. Why does no one ever make non-smelly cheese?" LIMette wondered. And wondered. Then, "eureka! I've done something naughty! you perv
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There once was a tron player that liked a lady, but she had cheese in her nose, which surprise surprise smelled like cheese in dead monkeys. But actually the next three weeks {consisted of/was really} moldy bread.
"Too bad," LiMette said. "I really need to eat cheese because it gives me the creeps."
Suddenly, seven pounds of an e-mail about Viagra began complaining that enzyte used cheese for evil. "Stupid Cheese. Why does no one ever make non-smelly cheese?" LIMette wondered. And wondered. Then, "eureka! I've done something naughty!" "You perv," Sabarai responded.
"Too bad," LiMette said. "I really need to eat cheese because it gives me the creeps."
Suddenly, seven pounds of an e-mail about Viagra began complaining that enzyte used cheese for evil. "Stupid Cheese. Why does no one ever make non-smelly cheese?" LIMette wondered. And wondered. Then, "eureka! I've done something naughty!" "You perv," Sabarai responded.

There once was a tron player that liked a lady, but she had cheese in her nose, which surprise surprise smelled like cheese in dead monkeys. But actually the next three weeks {consisted of/was really} moldy bread.
"Too bad," LiMette said. "I really need to eat cheese because it gives me the creeps."
Suddenly, seven pounds of an e-mail about Viagra began complaining that enzyte used cheese for evil. "Stupid Cheese. Why does no one ever make non-smelly cheese?" LIMette wondered. And wondered.
Then, "eureka! I've done something naughty, you perv," Sabarai responded. Everyone is
Edit: Well, thats my interpretation of it
"Too bad," LiMette said. "I really need to eat cheese because it gives me the creeps."
Suddenly, seven pounds of an e-mail about Viagra began complaining that enzyte used cheese for evil. "Stupid Cheese. Why does no one ever make non-smelly cheese?" LIMette wondered. And wondered.
Then, "eureka! I've done something naughty, you perv," Sabarai responded. Everyone is
Edit: Well, thats my interpretation of it
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There once was a tron player that liked a lady, but she had cheese in her nose, which surprise surprise smelled like cheese in dead monkeys. But actually the next three weeks {consisted of/was really} moldy bread.
"Too bad," LiMette said. "I really need to eat cheese because it gives me the creeps."
Suddenly, seven pounds of an e-mail about Viagra began complaining that enzyte used cheese for evil. "Stupid Cheese. Why does no one ever make non-smelly cheese?" LIMette wondered. And wondered.
Then, "eureka! I've done something naughty, you perv," Sabarai responded. Everyone was square dancing!
"Too bad," LiMette said. "I really need to eat cheese because it gives me the creeps."
Suddenly, seven pounds of an e-mail about Viagra began complaining that enzyte used cheese for evil. "Stupid Cheese. Why does no one ever make non-smelly cheese?" LIMette wondered. And wondered.
Then, "eureka! I've done something naughty, you perv," Sabarai responded. Everyone was square dancing!

There once was a tron player that liked a lady, but she had cheese in her nose, which surprise surprise smelled like cheese in dead monkeys. But actually the next three weeks {consisted of/was really} moldy bread.
"Too bad," LiMette said. "I really need to eat cheese because it gives me the creeps."
Suddenly, seven pounds of an e-mail about Viagra began complaining that enzyte used cheese for evil. "Stupid Cheese. Why does no one ever make non-smelly cheese?" LIMette wondered. And wondered.
Then, "eureka! I've done something naughty, you perv," Sabarai responded. Everyone was square dancing!
The cheese
"Too bad," LiMette said. "I really need to eat cheese because it gives me the creeps."
Suddenly, seven pounds of an e-mail about Viagra began complaining that enzyte used cheese for evil. "Stupid Cheese. Why does no one ever make non-smelly cheese?" LIMette wondered. And wondered.
Then, "eureka! I've done something naughty, you perv," Sabarai responded. Everyone was square dancing!
The cheese
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There once was a tron player that liked a lady, but she had cheese in her nose, which surprise surprise smelled like cheese in dead monkeys. But actually the next three weeks {consisted of/was really} moldy bread.
"Too bad," LiMette said. "I really need to eat cheese because it gives me the creeps."
Suddenly, seven pounds of an e-mail about Viagra began complaining that enzyte used cheese for evil. "Stupid Cheese. Why does no one ever make non-smelly cheese?" LIMette wondered. And wondered.
Then, "eureka! I've done something naughty, you perv," Sabarai responded. Everyone was square dancing!
The cheese sat idly
"Too bad," LiMette said. "I really need to eat cheese because it gives me the creeps."
Suddenly, seven pounds of an e-mail about Viagra began complaining that enzyte used cheese for evil. "Stupid Cheese. Why does no one ever make non-smelly cheese?" LIMette wondered. And wondered.
Then, "eureka! I've done something naughty, you perv," Sabarai responded. Everyone was square dancing!
The cheese sat idly

There once was a tron player that liked a lady, but she had cheese in her nose, which surprise surprise smelled like cheese in dead monkeys. But actually the next three weeks {consisted of/was really} moldy bread.
"Too bad," LiMette said. "I really need to eat cheese because it gives me the creeps."
Suddenly, seven pounds of an e-mail about Viagra began complaining that enzyte used cheese for evil. "Stupid Cheese. Why does no one ever make non-smelly cheese?" LIMette wondered. And wondered.
Then, "eureka! I've done something naughty, you perv," Sabarai responded. Everyone was square dancing!
The cheese sat idly while LiMette
"Too bad," LiMette said. "I really need to eat cheese because it gives me the creeps."
Suddenly, seven pounds of an e-mail about Viagra began complaining that enzyte used cheese for evil. "Stupid Cheese. Why does no one ever make non-smelly cheese?" LIMette wondered. And wondered.
Then, "eureka! I've done something naughty, you perv," Sabarai responded. Everyone was square dancing!
The cheese sat idly while LiMette
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There once was a tron player that liked a lady, but she had cheese in her nose, which surprise surprise smelled like cheese in dead monkeys. But actually the next three weeks {consisted of/was really} moldy bread.
"Too bad," LiMette said. "I really need to eat cheese because it gives me the creeps."
Suddenly, seven pounds of an e-mail about Viagra began complaining that enzyte used cheese for evil. "Stupid Cheese. Why does no one ever make non-smelly cheese?" LIMette wondered. And wondered.
Then, "eureka! I've done something naughty, you perv," Sabarai responded. Everyone was square dancing!
The cheese sat idly while LiMette spoke French
//I'm feeling sorry for Limette
"Too bad," LiMette said. "I really need to eat cheese because it gives me the creeps."
Suddenly, seven pounds of an e-mail about Viagra began complaining that enzyte used cheese for evil. "Stupid Cheese. Why does no one ever make non-smelly cheese?" LIMette wondered. And wondered.
Then, "eureka! I've done something naughty, you perv," Sabarai responded. Everyone was square dancing!
The cheese sat idly while LiMette spoke French
//I'm feeling sorry for Limette

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There once was a tron player that liked a lady, but she had cheese in her nose, which surprise surprise smelled like cheese in dead monkeys. But actually the next three weeks {consisted of/was really} moldy bread.
"Too bad," LiMette said. "I really need to eat cheese because it gives me the creeps."
Suddenly, seven pounds of an e-mail about Viagra began complaining that enzyte used cheese for evil. "Stupid Cheese. Why does no one ever make non-smelly cheese?" LIMette wondered. And wondered.
Then, "eureka! I've done something naughty, you perv," Sabarai responded. Everyone was square dancing!
The cheese sat idly while LiMette spoke French insults against
(this is turning out to sound like an adlib)
"Too bad," LiMette said. "I really need to eat cheese because it gives me the creeps."
Suddenly, seven pounds of an e-mail about Viagra began complaining that enzyte used cheese for evil. "Stupid Cheese. Why does no one ever make non-smelly cheese?" LIMette wondered. And wondered.
Then, "eureka! I've done something naughty, you perv," Sabarai responded. Everyone was square dancing!
The cheese sat idly while LiMette spoke French insults against
(this is turning out to sound like an adlib)

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There once was a tron player that liked a lady, but she had cheese in her nose, which surprise surprise smelled like cheese in dead monkeys. But actually the next three weeks {consisted of/was really} moldy bread.
"Too bad," LiMette said. "I really need to eat cheese because it gives me the creeps."
Suddenly, seven pounds of an e-mail about Viagra began complaining that enzyte used cheese for evil. "Stupid Cheese. Why does no one ever make non-smelly cheese?" LIMette wondered. And wondered.
Then, "eureka! I've done something naughty, you perv," Sabarai responded. Everyone was square dancing!
The cheese sat idly while LiMette spoke French insults against the English.
"Too bad," LiMette said. "I really need to eat cheese because it gives me the creeps."
Suddenly, seven pounds of an e-mail about Viagra began complaining that enzyte used cheese for evil. "Stupid Cheese. Why does no one ever make non-smelly cheese?" LIMette wondered. And wondered.
Then, "eureka! I've done something naughty, you perv," Sabarai responded. Everyone was square dancing!
The cheese sat idly while LiMette spoke French insults against the English.

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There once was a tron player that liked a lady, but she had cheese in her nose, which surprise surprise smelled like cheese in dead monkeys. But actually the next three weeks {consisted of/was really} moldy bread.
"Too bad," LiMette said. "I really need to eat cheese because it gives me the creeps."
Suddenly, seven pounds of an e-mail about Viagra began complaining that enzyte used cheese for evil. "Stupid Cheese. Why does no one ever make non-smelly cheese?" LIMette wondered. And wondered.
Then, "eureka! I've done something naughty, you perv," Sabarai responded. Everyone was square dancing!
The cheese sat idly while LiMette spoke French insults against the English.
Far away
ahaha!
dont be sorry for me saby!...
begin to be interesting... continu!
ps: by the way its LiMEtte... not LiMette.
"Too bad," LiMette said. "I really need to eat cheese because it gives me the creeps."
Suddenly, seven pounds of an e-mail about Viagra began complaining that enzyte used cheese for evil. "Stupid Cheese. Why does no one ever make non-smelly cheese?" LIMette wondered. And wondered.
Then, "eureka! I've done something naughty, you perv," Sabarai responded. Everyone was square dancing!
The cheese sat idly while LiMette spoke French insults against the English.
Far away
ahaha!
dont be sorry for me saby!...
begin to be interesting... continu!
ps: by the way its LiMEtte... not LiMette.

Last edited by (LiMEtte) on Fri Jun 17, 2005 11:25 pm, edited 2 times in total.
Girl kik ass!!!
There once was a tron player that liked a lady, but she had cheese in her nose, which surprise surprise smelled like cheese in dead monkeys. But actually the next three weeks {consisted of/was really} moldy bread.
"Too bad," LiMette said. "I really need to eat cheese because it gives me the creeps."
Suddenly, seven pounds of an e-mail about Viagra began complaining that enzyte used cheese for evil. "Stupid Cheese. Why does no one ever make non-smelly cheese?" LIMette wondered. And wondered.
Then, "eureka! I've done something naughty, you perv," Sabarai responded. Everyone was square dancing!
The cheese sat idly while LiMette spoke French insults against the English.
Far away, LiMEtte's brain
"Too bad," LiMette said. "I really need to eat cheese because it gives me the creeps."
Suddenly, seven pounds of an e-mail about Viagra began complaining that enzyte used cheese for evil. "Stupid Cheese. Why does no one ever make non-smelly cheese?" LIMette wondered. And wondered.
Then, "eureka! I've done something naughty, you perv," Sabarai responded. Everyone was square dancing!
The cheese sat idly while LiMette spoke French insults against the English.
Far away, LiMEtte's brain
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There once was a tron player that liked a lady, but she had cheese in her nose, which surprise surprise smelled like cheese in dead monkeys. But actually the next three weeks {consisted of/was really} moldy bread.
"Too bad," LiMette said. "I really need to eat cheese because it gives me the creeps."
Suddenly, seven pounds of an e-mail about Viagra began complaining that enzyte used cheese for evil. "Stupid Cheese. Why does no one ever make non-smelly cheese?" LIMette wondered. And wondered.
Then, "eureka! I've done something naughty, you perv," Sabarai responded. Everyone was square dancing!
The cheese sat idly while LiMette spoke French insults against the English.
Far away, LiMEtte's brain dwells on
"Too bad," LiMette said. "I really need to eat cheese because it gives me the creeps."
Suddenly, seven pounds of an e-mail about Viagra began complaining that enzyte used cheese for evil. "Stupid Cheese. Why does no one ever make non-smelly cheese?" LIMette wondered. And wondered.
Then, "eureka! I've done something naughty, you perv," Sabarai responded. Everyone was square dancing!
The cheese sat idly while LiMette spoke French insults against the English.
Far away, LiMEtte's brain dwells on
