EDIT: Eh, nevermind for now.
So, I've been checking out some different distros in anticipation of doing a proper install (I'm still on that "temporary/trial install" of Ubuntu, heh). Though, really, it has been limited to Kubuntu and the most recent Ubuntu. Why? Global menu. That's a deal-breaking feature for me, gotta have it, and these are the only distros that actually have an implementation of one, because after all, Windows 95.
I initially tried Kubuntu 12.04 for the LTS factor. Its implementation of a global menu is by way of a widget that lives in a panel. If you put the panel up top and align the widget to the left it's pretty much like you'd have in OSX or Ubuntu (minus the hiding behavior). Kubuntu 13.04, however, has a new implementation of a global menu, not a widget but a built-in option under...window behavior? It's put right smack in the middle of the top of the screen, as I've proposed should be the case with widescreen monitors—although, in practice I find that it's actually easier for me to fling the cursor in a more horizontal fashion to the upper-left corner, than to fling it to the top-middle. And after all, I find a launcher works well on the left side too. In any case, it also auto-hides, which is nice especially if you want to auto-hide all the panels for a nice, clean, uncluttered desktop, which I would like to do. Only real downside is it's a bit small with no way to adjust its size.
So then I went about figuring how I could piece together a Kubuntu desktop to my preference. I stuck a panel on the left and put the
Homerun Launcher at the top. Inexplicably, it doesn't have a "recent applications" section, something I intend to contact the developer about if I go this route. Also oddly, the icon remains small even if increase the size of the panel, which visually conflicts with the next bit. So, then below that I stuck the "Icon Tasks" widget, which is basically like the dock Windows 7 integrated into its taskbar. Then I shrink and center the panel, in effect creating a simple dock.
While the default Kickoff Launcher is functional, it's just a bit too Windows-like for me, and also requires an extra click than having a dock would. ("Wait, you just said Icon Tasks is like Windows 7!" Yeah, which is like OSX.

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Then I made a small panel to the upper-left with navigation widgets like 'show desktop,' the active windows list, a drop-down Home folder view, and a workspace switcher would go here if I used one. Panel on auto-hide.
Then to the upper right, possibly two separate panels. One on auto-hide to include just the system tray, or individual widgets for sound, weather, etc.. Then a second one, always visible, to include the clock/calendar. Annoyingly, the 'digital clock' developer insists on having the date below the time, which means squeezing it all tiny, which in turn means having to increase the size of the panel to make it readable. There is apparently no date and time widget for Kubuntu that has a nice, simple, horizontal readout as in OSX or Ubuntu.
And then maybe on the right side I'd put a panel with little helpers like the calculator, dictionary, special characters chart, etc..
As I mentioned, one thing that really appeals to me is the ability to completely hide all panels, which cuts out a step in
this little chore in connecting to the boob tube—no need to install Cairo/GLX Dock.
Also, I really dig this
Steampunk Plasma Theme.

It's unfinished as yet, but looks really nice so far. Most of the themes people have made for Kubuntu are friggin boring. Where's the creativity?! I've mentioned before all the cool, unique Appearance Themes and Kaleidoscope Schemes that people made for OS8.5-9.x. I'd really like to see that degree of creativity in the Linux community. There's so much talk about customization, but I really don't see much, not really. It's mostly minor variations on Windows. People have made some nice ones for GLX/Cairo-Dock, though.
I don't quite get the 'Activities' thing in Kubuntu, even after reading about it a bit. So...yeah...what is that? Same with Akonadi and Nepomuk.
Anyway, Kubuntu 13.04 does have a couple significant bugs. One, the date and time settings crash when trying to set it to automatically set the time with an online server, so you have to set your time manually. What the hell? This is such a basic thing. Linux, man. And in the update manager, when adding a repository, that crashes when you go to close it. The repository gets set, but it still crashes. Sad. One would hope to see bug fixes on those, and soon. I would just hope the version on the whole isn't unstable—that's my main reservation against going with this one.
Also, what's with all the little icons everywhere? Like, in menus and all over Dolphin and so forth. Can't even tell what most of them are, just ugly, unnecessary little blobs.
Then there's Ubuntu 13.04, which is said to be a lot speedier and less resource hungry than 12.04. Not many significant changes, and it has the date and time I like, heh. But it annoyingly moved the 'recent applications' to the second lens of the Dash, and a few other little things.
Or, of course, I could just stick with Ubuntu 12.04.
File browsers in all three suck, each for their own reasons; I won't break them down at this point, unless someone's curious. I had hopes for the one Elementary OS team is developing, which they call Pantheon Files (a fork or whatever of the defunct Marlin), because it has Miller Columns. But I installed in in Ubuntu and, exasperated sigh, just so bad. 1) The columns' width can't be adjusted, despite the cursor changing to double arrows when you hover over a dividing line. 2) There's no file preview; not in the final column (a la OSX) or in a separate panel. 3) It overrides Gloobus preview, and instead upon hitting spacebar opens the file in its default application. 4) There are a few basic options missing from right-click, such as "burn to disc." 5) Unbelievably, you can't copy/move multiple files at a time! You can select multiple files, but when you try to move them, it only moves the first in the list.
How can it be so bad? I swear, in so many ways Linux is like 10 years behind, and it seems part of the reason for that is deliberate obstinacy. It's a damn shame.
So, there it is. I mentioned to Lucifer in PM I'd give a little rundown of my experience with Kubuntu. Questions and comments welcome.
