Worst jokes ever?

[Titanoboa]

What's the difference between yogurt and viola music?

One of them is living culture.

[AI-team]

I know another yoghurt joke:

What's the difference between yoghurt and america??

















if you leave yoghurt alone for 200 years it will grow a culture

[INW]

Here's a joke:

Communism

[Word]

For Germans (Z-Man! But i think you know this one already):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWBTbKnxr0g

[Phytotron]

A man adds a layer of soil to the ground. The plot thickens.

I think I have a problem..that actually made me grin

and smile!

Forget that, I actually chuckled a little. Joke therefor disqualified.

I liked Gonzap's, too, until he made a needless, snotty comment later. (Especially needless when he admitted himself he didn't even get the jokes.)

Mindless xenophobic joke

Uncalled for. And the word is spelled yogurt.

Here's a joke:

Communism

Please, you know you don't have the first clue about political theory.

And to the both of you, you do realise that the topic title is "worst jokes ever," right? So, in your ignorant attempts at insult, you actually undermined yourselves. Der.

[INW]

This is a joke's topic. Not a scrutinize other people's jokes topic.

gtfo

[Cody]

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A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.

He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.

"OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.

Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees.

Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.

"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.

"Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell didn't!" 

[Clutch]

- Mom when will we eat bread of today??
- Tomorrow son, tomorrow.

Don't get this one..Unless you've actually managed to find the worst joke ever, in which case, gz

[Mkay1]

This is likely a translation that doesn't have the same meaning in English as in it's native language.

[Phytotron]

Yeah, I'm guessing what may be lost in translation there is that "bread of today" should be "daily bread."

Hmm, and there may even be more to it than that. This is obscure Biblical translation and interpretation stuff with which I'm not specifically familiar: Translation of epiousios in the Lord's Prayer. See the bit about "for tomorrow."

And that's not including whatever Spanish may have done to it in translation.


Of course, I could be wrong and the joke isn't making any reference to the "daily bread" of the Lord's Prayer at all, in which case I'm clueless. But my bet is it is.


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Just a general comment: Any joke that is a play on words, especially multiple meanings or pronunciations of words, is likely to have trouble crossing languages. In some cases it may be impossible. That's not even including cultural references.

That's probably why you haven't gotten some of these jokes, Gonzap.

[sinewav]

Here's a joke:

Communism

Yeah, that's not even close to funny, so it's totally appropriate for this thread.


But just in case you were thinking, seriously, that communism is a joke of sorts, let me remind you that 2 of the 3 world's superpowers are communist. One of the two is experiencing such tremendous economic growth it totally over shadows the other superpowers. And that 3rd superpower that ISN'T communist? Well, they are on the fast track to irrelevancy on the world stage.

[Tank Program]

What's the difference between serial and USB?

You can't eat one for breakfast.

[Phytotron]

Well, China's government still claims to be communist, but in practice their economy is in many ways a great deal more capitalist than the US's. In this case, the bad joke is China claiming to be communist (and anyone believing it).

What's the other communist superpower supposed to be?


...I thought Cody's joke was kinda funny, too, heh. Smack!

[AI-team]

And the word is spelled yogurt.

Depends on where you live/come from.

[matchbox53]

brb..............


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ha durka told u that one too?

rofl

I also smiled at woned's joke ^_^

hehehehe

@luck no durka didnt tell me about it