The Stupid Questions Thread!

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Who is going to answer all this stupid stuff?

I don't know, he might.

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Zombie. Or a zombie of a zombie.

[theroze]

Zombie. Or a zombie of a zombie.

Isn't a zombie of a zombie a human?

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A zombie of a zombie would be some new undead un-life form..We're on to something here boys.

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A zombie of a zombie would be some new undead un-life form..We're on to something here boys.

So they would be an alien..? or would they be an alein? o.O

[Cronix]

- and - = +

zombie + zombie = human, because dead + dead = life

roze is right.

why are you discussing?

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- and - = +

zombie + zombie = human, because dead + dead = life

roze is right.

why are you discussing?

How does two dead things make life? And how do two zombies make a human? O.o

Guys guys guys, obviously we're on the brink of discovering a new (species?) of undead creature here. One that preys on zombies, which prey on humans. Here's an artists rendition of what it will look like:



(Yes, I have too much time on my hands.)

-edit- spelling mistake phyto pointed out

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Zombie. Or a zombie of a zombie.

Isn't a zombie of a zombie a human?

No no! That's a zombie^-1. Zombie zombies are something else again. Maybe you can read it as zombie^zombie. Ultra zombies, if you will. It's clearly a case of two wrongs don't make a right. (While three lefts do.) Or two deads don't make a living. Which is logical. Two dead people between them generally don't have enough to keep them going. For example, if one's got a heart and the other lungs, both have got shot livers. BoxeD has it right there. Zombieular aliens are there own thing too, I think. Although they might be interested in this universe doom thing we've got going on.

Going back though, if a zombie wants brains, what does a zombie^zombie want? 1/log(brains)? Something else?

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Going back though, if a zombie wants brains, what does a zombie^zombie want? 1/log(brains)? Something else?

It wants a slice of pie.

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Lets write this formula out here..

Human = H
Zombies = Z
Ultra Zombies = Z²
Life = L

Zombies are created by humans being own3d by zombies. (H - L = Z) But how are Ultra Zombies created?

Z² = (H - L) - L²? Is it possible to have two lives? Do zombies have a portion of life left and once they're devoured they turn into Ultras? Curiouser and curiouser.

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An Ultra Zombies diet probably consist of humans, livestock, and normal zombies. Ultra Zombies probably refrain from fighting each other because two Ultra Zombies fighting each other would be too awesome for the world to hold.

[Phytotron]

One that prays on zombies, which pray on humans.

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One that prays on zombies, which pray on humans.

Right, thanks didn't notice.

[Phytotron]

Additionally, I have no idea what this is, but: Zombieresearch.net -- Pray for Brains t-shirt.

[Phytotron]

Ooooh, and from the front page of that website's blog, comparing a recent photo of Chicago under this huge winter storm to the promotional poster for The Walking Dead.

Creepy.

[sinewav]

I freaked out when I saw that pic of Chicago. That's one of the busiest roads in the city. I'm sure the constant traffic is one of the reasons hundreds of people got stranded there.