The Stupid Questions Thread!

[Jip]

There are no stupid questions. Only stupid answers.

[THEred]

If Pinochio said his nose would grow, what would happen?

I suspect the paradox would form an ultra black-hole right on top of him and cause the universe to implode.

[Lord Pein]

"Aren't you in VcL?"
"Are you in VcL?"
"Isn't irony part of sarcasm?"

Just a few...

[Cronix]

Why are you all spamming?

[Tank Program]

Because this is a fun kind of spam? (At least for now...)

[Breezy]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Would you give a mouse a cookie?

[apparition]

LOLZ at teen

Merge with Septembern's thread? Retitle thread "stupid technical questions" or something?

[Escape]

Is pi=pie?

^ is that red? or Red? or red?

[Clutch]

If Pinochio said his nose would grow, what would happen?

I suspect the paradox would form an ultra black-hole right on top of him and cause the universe to implode.

Just like dividing by zero

[Phytotron]

There are no stupid questions. Only stupid answers.

No, there are most definitely stupid questions.

[INW]

There are no stupid questions. Only stupid answers.

No, there are most definitely stupid questions.

How would you define "stupid"? I am sure smart to someone is stupid to another.

[Tank Program]

How would you define "stupid"?

Hate to say it but that sounds like a stupid question right there.</moderator hat>

The worst case scenario would be dividing by zero while asking Pinocchio the question. Or maybe the two events would cancel each other out? Could be that the universe would do a sort of flip flop, getting sucked into the black-hole while a parallel universe appears as the result of the implosion instantaneously (more or less, relativity means at slightly different times but probably unnoticeably so). The result would be that the entire universe's population would be teleported. Or maybe just those close to the event itself as defined by some gravitational gradient effect relating to the time taken for the event to occur. Let us grab the puppet and do some math at the same time, preferably near the LHC. I think this is worth some experimentation...

[boobert]

If you were to reanimate a cryogenically frozen zombie, would it come back as a normal human or a zombie?

[Escape]

If you were to reanimate a cryogenically frozen zombie, would it come back as a normal human or a zombie?

I think it would just be a dead dude thats alive instead of dead.

[Mkay1]

Who is going to answer all this stupid stuff?