
Thanks for letting me play, I had fun. Sorry about my harsh language, but you guys are
total noobs.
Here are a few tips for you kids to remember:
1. Defense doesn't win rounds, attacks do. Defense already has an advantage, so keep constant pressure on the opponent.
2. In you are down a player in a 3v2 situation, leave your defense and attack. It's likely your opponent will screw up and make it 2v2. In this case, the round can go either way, so it's good for you to be on attack. (It also prevents your opponent from suiciding to save the zone if things go bad.)
3.
Special Case: If I am the defender and I say "attack" --
GTFO! That means everyone - sweepers too. I can handle it alone. And don't give me this crap about leaving the zone. I left the zone to tell you to GTFO because YOU wouldn't listen. I left the zone to attack because YOU wouldn't (because YOU are a scared little girl). The Fortress Zone isn't a hymen.
Be a man and charge at your opponent with snarling teeth.

See you next month.