The new clan's name is Deceleration, the tag is |d3c>.
You can join as soon as you fullfill the following criteria:
- you don't have more than one key for each direction
(2x
) - your name is shorter than the clantag
- you need to pay 100$ so we tolerate you in our servers (tail color and name change not included)
- you were never a member of the above clans
- language skills: you should know all possible insults in english, french, italian, russian, spanish, chinese, croatian, dutch, danish, flemish, gaelic, polish, swedish, norwegian, slovenian, german, portuguese.
- you need to be a fanatic, either political or religious (it's OK when you are both)
- your skin color doesn't matter, but your voice does. We use teamspeak/mumble/ventrilo for our competitions, so your voice needs to have at least 3 kHz/25 db.
- you have to prove that you know where your var folder is.
- we need your address and the phone number of your boy-/girlfriend(s) so you are always within reach.
- The members which we already have are 6 to 54 years old, but we decided to start fresh. We won't let anyone in who is older than 7 (basic reading skill is more than enough).
- You need good reflexes. We will brainwash and train you. When we have succeeded, your brain's active parts will look like this:
- We don't have a clansite. We use stone tables (we plan to use wooden tables since they appear to be cheaper)
- You have to be aware that the game we play is based on a movie which you have to know. If you can't we won't have anything to talk about
. - We will force you to follow our guidelines by physical violence and psychological terror
- When you join us, you're better than everyone else, thus we expect you to behave like someone who is better than everyone else.
- We've chosen to be democratic, nonetheless the 25 leaders are on top of the hierarchy. You have to wash their feet before you can join.
- The entrance test consists of different phases. You have to play rubber, open, and revolvingdoor.
- We play all possible game modes; local and multiplayer
- your ping must be less than 12 on all servers; US and EU!
