"Evo The "Evolution Clan

[Turismo]

"Evo| is an all Divisions Clan
yes..its new but not noob
very dedicated in making sure
this clan is grade A and doesn't flop
We will Have A Clan Server
that should be running within the month
the site url is http://www.evo-clan.aowc.net

[sol]

good luck!

and don't forget a fortress 'division'

[Z-Man]

And don't be another guy adopting this annoying posting style of breaking down sentences into separate lines.

[wrtlprnft]

/me gets some popcorn for Lucifer's first post in this thread.

[Loor]

*gets video camera ready*

Actually, thats a thing. Why does everyone love fort so much? I mean, I like it to...But Why?

[epsy]

because fortress is fun

oh, i forgot
it's only fun if you don't gank, you don't hole, you don't double-bind, you don't xore, you don't speed, you don't lag, you don't signle bind, you don't camp around zones, you don't hide, you don't use tail shrink, you don't double grind, you don't grind hard, you don't brake, you don't rimfuck, you don't slignshot, you don't snipe, you don't adjust, you don't seal, and of course you shouldn't turn(because it's not fair to the player who's slow to notice it)

so yeah, fort is fun

[Z-Man]

But, but... if you don't turn, all of your team will enter the enemy zone at once, which would be ganking.

[wrtlprnft]

The real 1337 5k!113d way to play is figure out how to do three consecutive right or left turns in a way that can't possibly cause someone else to crash into you.

[Lucifer]

Whip it good!