Any 'perfect' strategies?

l33t d34th · Post by **l33t d34th** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 5:00 am

Im lookin 4 as many perfect strategies as i can fin- anything that wins almost every time in different kinds of servers, lk high rubber, no rubber, crazy tronners, etc. any ideas?

DDMJ · Post by **DDMJ** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 5:33 am

W3ll, h3r3's a strat3gy f0r t3h h1gh rubb3r: camp camp camp!!!!!!1111ONE

Post by **Lucifer** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 5:33 am

Use a silver bullet.

Website · Post by **Z-Man** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:42 am

Cheat.

philippeqc · Post by **philippeqc** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 1:14 pm

h3r3 4r3 f0ur str4t3gi3s th4t w1ll n3v3r f41l:
1. Kill other players
2. Dont get killed
3. Pair up with someone that will help you
4. Make other pair up with someone that will hinder them.

but in the end, it boils down to a single *you cant miss if you do that right* strategy:
- turn BEFORE you hit a wall

/ph

What ever happen to "I'll practice again and again until I am the best at this!"?

;)

Website · Post by **Z-Man** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:20 pm

/me makes a mental note of 4.

Anyway, welcome! You'll find we're actually a bunch of likable guys once you stop digging out old threads without reason and writing as if your keyboard is missing some letters.

Jonathan · Post by **Jonathan** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:24 pm

z-man is right.

Does anyone have a compression method that shrinks any data without loss? Doesn't matter if it's patented.

Website · Post by **Z-Man** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:14 pm

Serious question for a good compression algorithm that shrinks most real world data or trick question?

wrtlprnft · Post by **wrtlprnft** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:39 pm

Jonathan wrote:Does anyone have a compression method that shrinks any data without loss? Doesn't matter if it's patented.

If the data is stored on 5¼ Inch floppies move it to 3½ inch floppies to save space.

Website · Post by **Z-Man** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:46 pm

Ah, Jonathan's PM cleared it up

I that case, you probably want to look at the code of the program 'cat', or, alternatively, 'cp'. It's provably perfect compression, the resulting compressed data is never bigger than the original. Best of all, no patents are attached.

Jonathan · Post by **Jonathan** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:39 pm

Jonathan wrote:... compression method that shrinks any data ...

That means it must be smaller, so that my computer might implode eventually after recursive compression, but without loss nevertheless.

wrtl: that's not allowed, just as strategies can't somehow change the rules of the game.

Website · Post by **Z-Man** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:57 pm

Throw it into a black hole

Post by **Lucifer** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:06 pm

z-man wrote:Cheat.

In follow up to this, I wanted to point out that you can access the cheats menu by doing these two simple things:

First, while in game, type:

Actual instructions removed from post.

You should be able to access the cheat menu then with all the good stuff, like being able to pass through walls, and stuff. There's a nice menu there with lots of choices, you'll have to pick which ones are appropriate to the server.

Website · Post by **Z-Man** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:03 pm

Sorry for violating forum policies, but ****, Lucifer, you know that this is supposed to be a developer secret. Do you know how difficult it was to hide that so that nobody would find it in the source code?

Edit: stupid ******* filter.

Post by **Lucifer** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:05 pm

Eeek, oops, I thought you were talking about that other thing. No time to deal with it right now, I'll come back later and remove it from my post.

Sorry!