Today's Weather Report

[nicolas.b]

the weather report:

10% chance of molluscs falling out of the sky and performing a series of pleasing and agreeable magic tricks after landing.

15% chance of vicious hyenas appearing and ripping open the rafters of the local buildings until they locate a particularly valuable piece of china, after which they mill about aimlessly while purring like docile kittens.

20% chance of a pink-bellied walrus showing up with a mortar-tasseled cap and giving a detailed and impressive demonstration on the merits of the latest in kitchen gadgetry, then quickly packing up and leaving before any questions can be asked or any products sold.

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[Marrow]

20% chance of a pink-bellied walrus showing up with a mortar-tasseled cap and giving a detailed and impressive demonstration on the merits of the latest in kitchen gadgetry, then quickly packing up and leaving before any questions can be asked or any products sold.

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Because I disagree with nicolas.b's conclusion that the walrus gave a detailed and impressive demonstration, I respecfully dissent.

First, this arrogant walrus wasted my time. The demonstration of kitchen gadgetry was nothing more than cheap parlor tricks. Here, although the walrus was pink-bellied and sported a mortar-tasseled cap, I was left a kitchen barren of utensils. In my view, nicolas.b's affirmance is inconsistent with those commonly established principles so dear to Martha Stewart.

Second, the walrus's desperate flight from the scene of the lackluster demonstration is indicative of the paucity of any viable products he could have possessed.

I would, therefore, reverse the forecast and deny the walrus any chance of showing up.

I conclude that the Walrus should be arrested, his citizenship revoked and my contention be affirmed in the positive.

[n54]

i liked the thingy the walrus showed which was for making weird shapes out of any handy vegetable - would have bought one if he didn't leave so abruptly (i think he had diarrhea)

1% chance of The Toadstool Toads unburrowing to sing their number one hit "Tick Tock Ticks". their chorus of 10 million ticks might hang around for autographs and free blood afterwards

[nicolas.b]

lmao, both of you!

next person! root?

[Speedracer]

50% Chance of cats... 50% Chance of dogs. Here in the office we are too ignorant to actually go outside and see for ourselves. In case YOU are outside, a smile will make a lousy umbrella.

[RUDEBOY!]

Sunny all day with periods of clouded exastential thoughts

the UV factor is sitting around 50 or "Life changing epiphany levels" so wear a hat and sunscreen

[Speedracer]

Be advised that a large cloud of dust is headed north from the southern hemisphere. We currently do not understand the anomoly but we have deduced that it has originated from Australia. Please stay advised for future roports.

[nicolas.b]

uhoh. you mean subby finally figured out how to make the dunnarts fart en masse?