luckily there's this sex-shop in norway which sells pasta shaped like small penises, like this .|.
a national emergency has been declared and the norwegian national guard is presently dumping huge quantities of this pasta all along the coastline and the border along sweden, finland and russia... (we got resupplied from germany where it seems this kind of pasta is a staple food for some weird reason)
we have foiled your invasion!
p.s. we will bill you for the return shipment to australia of a billion over-saturated dunnarts
where does subby keep his massive herds of over-saturated dunnarts, anyway? seems like there are millions going out and millions coming in at any given time, and for whatever reason the returnees are almost always saturated.
is there a series of huge dunnart warehouses and drying facilities in southern oz? perhaps the sydney opera house is nothing but a front for millions of peevish dunnarts in various states of undress?
n54 wrote:hmm on the penis-pasta pack it says made in australia - guess that explains how they keep them from commiting "lower harakiri"
oh no! this was all a devious scheme to improve australias trade balance! we fell for it - and subby is their german connection of course
btw we had a few dunnarts left over here they are subby:
I believe N54 has been eaten by dunnarts. The above quote is obviously a dunnart speaking. DunnartN54 as I will call him/it for now talks of these 'penis-pasta' which is obvious code for more dunnarts to invade not only Norway but also the rest of Europe. DunnartN54 speaks of 'Trade balance' this must refer to shifting more dunnarts to norway to hold their posistion and imidiatly increase dunnart portuction.
the :rat you see in this post is morse code for "hippee another successfull take over"