Today's Trivia Brought to You by the Solar System

Prey4Me · Post by **Prey4Me** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 8:10 am

thats ok, my limit for using tampons is for a bloody nose

n54 · Post by **n54** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 8:49 am

lol rudeboy

frizza wrote:if women stood up to go to the loo, it would certainly stop the whole leaving the toilet seat up debate (which I personally never understood anyway)

the average velocity of bacteria out of the toilet bowl when you flush is something like 300mph - the speed dissipates fast but everything closer than 2 meters... so close that lid.... *starts a panic*

btw the toilet seat intersexual conflict is due to the following:
- men aim badly
- it's not nice to sit in piss
- it's not nice to sit on a hard narrow china ring, especially if you're in a hurry (mass*velocity)
- men are forgetful
- women are forgetful
- men live in their own world
- women live in their own world
- men can't be bothered
- women can't be bothered
- women nag about so much that men have to shut their ears to survive "it can't be all that bad"
- women nag even more because "you don't listen!"
- men will never ever ever admit to not listening - it would be paramount to suicidal

easy isn't it? now in addition there are some ppl insisting on the lid being down as well (see the above bacteria scare) which complicates stuff...

Majination · Post by **Majination** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 9:02 am

Marrow wrote:It's times like these I'm glad I don't moderate this area.

I was hoping that if I ignored it loc would step up to the plate...

* I'll sleep on a suitable topic subject... and maybe do something about it, lol.

nicolas.b · Post by **nicolas.b** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 11:15 am

wow, node... that was some hiquality info there. you publish the rest of the book and i'll be first in line to buy my copy.

Prey4Me · Post by **Prey4Me** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 1:35 pm

lol i think n54 is getting all of his answers from a big ass book and is trying to use it to make him look smarter than all of us

Marrow · Post by **Marrow** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 2:41 pm

Majination wrote:
Marrow wrote:It's times like these I'm glad I don't moderate this area.
I was hoping that if I ignored it loc would step up to the plate...
* I'll sleep on a suitable topic subject... and maybe do something about it, lol.

lol

No no no, let's let this one run wild, see where it takes us.

frizza · Post by **frizza** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 4:00 pm

*starts to get stage-fright with all the moderators watching*

nicolas.b · Post by **nicolas.b** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 5:14 pm

don't worry about the moderators, frizza. they're nothing but a bunch of punks. at the time, tank just picked the four nearest idiots, meaning the ones who actually posted here. (well, that included me... hmm, where am i going with this one...?)

i think what i'm trying to say is they have a sense of humor, altho you probably knew that already.

damn, this was a waste of a post, LOL.

Marrow · Post by **Marrow** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 5:18 pm

I don't think anybody is as keenly aware as to how the moderators were picked as nicolas.b.

Prey4Me · Post by **Prey4Me** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 9:17 pm

i think i just got picked because of my ravaging good looks

nicolas.b · Post by **nicolas.b** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 10:20 pm

maybe it was just your ravaged looks.

Prey4Me · Post by **Prey4Me** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 11:23 pm

lol nic, i think not

Majination · Post by **Majination** » Tue Apr 06, 2004 1:09 am

nicolas.b wrote:don't worry about the moderators, frizza.

nicolas.b wrote:they're nothing but a bunch of punks.
Striiiike One!

nicolas.b wrote:tank just picked the four nearest idiots
Striiiike Two!

nicolas.b wrote:(well, that included me... hmm, where am i going with this one...?)
Foul ball...

nicolas.b wrote:i think what i'm trying to say is they have a sense of humor

Okay, I'll call that one a single. "A sense of humor" was your saving grace.

n54 · Post by **n54** » Tue Apr 06, 2004 2:49 am

on the subject of punks: can i have green hair plz?

Marrow · Post by **Marrow** » Tue Apr 06, 2004 2:52 am

To match the green light cycle I presume.