Merry Christmas

hang3r · Post by **hang3r** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 2:30 am

Lucifer vs Calvin and Hobbes

subby · Post by **subby** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 3:19 am

Lucifer wrote: I think Santa Claus is racist, and I think he's fascist. I haven't yet decided if I"m going to set him free again after I finally catch him. I think he needs to stand trial.

Send him to Guantanamo bay ? Oh thats right no one gets a trial there

Post by **Lucifer** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 4:00 am

Sure they do, Subby. After they get tortured into confession, then they get a hung jury. That's the American Way.

microbus · Post by **microbus** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 8:23 am

Careful of his elves, Lucifer

Sabarai · Post by **Sabarai** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 12:34 pm

It's one of those black leather CEO chair

We always grill for dinner. We put those things on the table and everybody grills his own food

DrJoeTr0n · Post by **DrJoeTr0n** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 6:34 pm

I hurt my self on the unicycle...

microbus · Post by **microbus** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 6:44 pm

*gives Joe some training wheels*
Seriously though, hope you didn't break any bones or anything
like that, Joe...

iceman · Post by **iceman** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 6:35 pm

joe you want a 50cc engine added to your unicycle ?

DrJoeTr0n · Post by **DrJoeTr0n** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 7:22 pm

that and some training wheels will do nicely

i need more than the ones microbus gave me

KamP · Post by **KamP** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 8:24 pm

wow
a unicycle with an engine
you'd have to lean forward
which of course means that the engine would be on before you get on...
or it'd slip out
or you'd fall forward
this would interfere with the cage, huh

Post by **Lucifer** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 8:34 pm

How about you just learn how to do it?

Failing that, put a gyroscope on it. There was a car made in Russia that only had two wheels, and a gyroscope kept it balanced when stopped.

KamP · Post by **KamP** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 9:25 pm

a segway with a top?

Sabarai · Post by **Sabarai** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:13 am

Lucifer wrote:There was a car made in Russia that only had two wheels

Isn't that called a bike?

iceman · Post by **iceman** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 1:50 pm

http://www.dself.dsl.pipex.com/MUSEUM/T ... hilovs.htm

Sabarai · Post by **Sabarai** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 2:13 pm

Sweeet

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