700 pound beaver (and how we got there)

Marrow · Post by **Marrow** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 7:30 pm

Maj and loc will have to change the subject to:

"700 pound beaver v. Worshipped Whale"

Which one will command our alligence!?

Prey4Me · Post by **Prey4Me** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 7:31 pm

wow thats some whale worshipping

RUDEBOY! · Post by **RUDEBOY!** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 7:36 pm

the other whale exploded, i hope this one does to that would be neat

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Prey4Me · Post by **Prey4Me** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 7:37 pm

how does it freaking explode?

RUDEBOY! · Post by **RUDEBOY!** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 7:37 pm

buildup of gases from decomposition

Prey4Me · Post by **Prey4Me** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 7:38 pm

wowsa and i must say thats a nasty looking picture, i feel sorry for the guy who looks like he is gonna puke

Marrow · Post by **Marrow** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 7:40 pm

Now he has to go home and tell his family that a whale exploded all over his motorcycle.

Will they believe him before they watch the evening news? That is the question.

Prey4Me · Post by **Prey4Me** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 7:43 pm

lol i wouldn't

RUDEBOY! · Post by **RUDEBOY!** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 7:48 pm

(the thai service worker: a play in 1 act)

Enter service worker
SW: Honey, Im HOOOOOOMMMEEE!

wife: HI dear what did you do today?

SW: i mopped up hundreds of pounds of rotting entrails with nothing but a dish shammy and a bucket.

wife: oh thats nice dear, go pick up the kids from school

SW: Yes dear.
exunt, fade to black

Marrow · Post by **Marrow** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 7:50 pm

Bring out the street sweeper.

Can you imagine the entrails getting caught up in the wire brushes?

Wow.

Prey4Me · Post by **Prey4Me** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 7:52 pm

im thinking more of that great smell that you probably can't get out of concrete/asphalt or his bike, lol

nicolas.b · Post by **nicolas.b** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 8:02 pm

that's simply dreadful. and somehow, in this case, i don't think many of the city-dwellers would view the dead whale's entrails as a sign of good things to come.

RUDEBOY! · Post by **RUDEBOY!** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 8:02 pm

well the town is a fishing villiage right? im sure it already smells pretty rank and its close enough to the ocean you could just turn all of the firehoses in town down mainstreet and clean it all up! sure the surrounding buildings would suffer massive water damage, but thats the price of a clean city

Prey4Me · Post by **Prey4Me** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 8:04 pm

lol like those houses are in any good condition anyway, just think of the sewage that is in the waters out there, shoot they bath in that stuff
haven't u ever seen pics in india where ppl bath in the same water as dead cows float by *prey shudders at the thought*

Marrow · Post by **Marrow** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 8:05 pm

nicolas.b wrote:i don't think many of the city-dwellers would view the dead whale's entrails as a sign of good things to come.

Ha.