Grrrrr Time..

n54 · Post by **n54** » Sun May 09, 2004 4:27 am

lol & lol more

i don't want to offend anyone sorry... i'm a bit too relaxed about the topic probably

it comes from having certain experiences which many might find traumatic but which is just stuff that happens *must realy learn to shut completely up*

dealing with stuff that could have been traumatic but didn't become it usually triggers weird humour/loose attitudes *manages to shut up at last*

nicolas.b · Post by **nicolas.b** » Sun May 09, 2004 5:50 am

crap, i missed loc's double-entendre. loc, YOU BASTARD!

rude, see now that kind of thing is where you start scaring me...

node, you are making a lot of sense IMO. you are not scaring me at all currently.

overall, i am still scared on the whole, but now it's rudeboy's fault alone. rudeboy bears the blame.

locutus · Post by **locutus** » Sun May 09, 2004 8:27 am

man you guys are slow, I thought youd get that one right away...hehe

heres another one:

don't do shit

Speedracer · Post by **Speedracer** » Sun May 09, 2004 9:51 pm

Hehe. That is a good idea.

n54 · Post by **n54** » Mon May 10, 2004 3:40 am

i'm slow but i wanna learn - i need some cultural translation here; what is an double entendre? (sounds kinda french)

hmm and to scare nico & the rest of you slightly (just for the fun of it) i'm going to reveal the following clues for your minds to glue together:
- menstruation (read/think blood)
- "safe" sex (read/think blood)
- a sudden need for lots of tissuepaper (read/think blood)
- woman on top (read/think gravitation)
is that gory or what? i'm almost scaring myself!

*doesn't need to shut up anymore - it's all out now*

stuff like that is just about the same as an advanced version of the "puke-test" (if you puke on the girl (not intentionally! god forbid! doesn't work that way) and she still loves you it's true love etc. etc. etc.) and this girl went and doubledumped me about a year later poor idiot lol

nicolas.b · Post by **nicolas.b** » Mon May 10, 2004 5:00 am

what exactly is a "doubledump"?, although quite frankly i don't think i want to know...

n54 · Post by **n54** » Mon May 10, 2004 2:21 pm

being dumped twice in a row in a fairly short time by the same person is a doubledump. it goes like this:
1. person dumps you
2. person becomes crazily in love with you, believing it to be the best that ever happened
3. person dumps you

it's not a nice experience if you actually loved the person but with time it gets really obvious how lucky one has been to escape said person

nicolas.b · Post by **nicolas.b** » Mon May 10, 2004 6:02 pm

i see... well, that just reminds me of how just about every woman i've been with has seen me as some kind of investment: do i measure up? am i worth the risk? do i need to be reassessed?

"oops, that huge thing that upset me is not so big of a deal after all. once again, i think you're mister right."

"i can't do this anymore. i don't want to talk about."

relationships with women: i t ' s enough to turn a m a n g a y.

lol...

Speedracer · Post by **Speedracer** » Mon May 10, 2004 6:45 pm

Hell no!
I don't care how many PMS sex experiences, attitudes, excuses, or break ups I have to go through, I am never giving up. As long as I keep telling myself this, I think everything will work out STRAIGHT..

nicolas.b · Post by **nicolas.b** » Mon May 10, 2004 11:59 pm

do you know that there;s apparantly a dirty word list here and when i tried to use "g a y" in that post it came out as "friendly"?

n54 · Post by **n54** » Tue May 11, 2004 1:01 am

yeah i've come across that one a few times, i'm not sure whether to laugh or cry, i mean i could have friends and i'm generally a friendly person but i'm not that kind of friendly lol and then again it's not a dirty word unless it's used in a dirty way.

hmm *testing* found two muffins (forbidden use of carnal knowledge and synonym for dad) that's actually quite "gay" as there's a lot of words that slip right through (deleted the list you can try yourselves)

btw muffin does kinda sound a bit "perverse" in its own way lol

what were the phpBB guys thinking?

Speedracer · Post by **Speedracer** » Tue May 11, 2004 4:27 am

Oh man, muff that flower! The sunny beaches that think they can twist all our words around into mumbo jumbo can go eat a hot dog! Gerbra tungoo frukle mung!

nicolas.b · Post by **nicolas.b** » Tue May 11, 2004 6:17 am

such language!

Speedracer · Post by **Speedracer** » Tue May 11, 2004 5:43 pm

Such beautiful language..

nicolas.b · Post by **nicolas.b** » Tue May 11, 2004 8:09 pm

lol, tank's still lurking around here, i see!

m a n = woman

g a y = friendly

what else is on the censorship list? this is starting to be hilarious...