More Animals

[n54]

right penguin aka "b4d p" answers:

1 ) penguins have a sense of humor
- yup sure do

2 ) it's somehow being helpful
- yes, the dork [left penguin] would have tripped anyway, why not give him some knowledge about real life in addition (ie. watch out for other penguins, the world can be cruel, speed up, i'm best etc.)

3 ) it was an accident
- no, it was premeditated

4 ) it's not really what it looks like from that angle
- sorry, no oscar for me then

5 ) a form of aggression release
- *smacks nico over the head*

6 ) the 2nd penguin is a radio-controlled humor device
- i wish but he's male anyway

7 ) just part of the courtship ritual
- eww! we p's don't do that

8 ) my brain hurts from thinking of too many choices
- i'll solve that *smacks nico over the head*

[Prey4Me]

i'll just go with n54 rather than answering everything myself

[n54]

hehe the whale-blowing experience (<-- free ammo everyone! ) was very funny

as an european i'm almost genetically imprinted to say it's yet another proof of "stupid americans" but i happen to be a genetic fluke who thinks europeans are (at least) stupider so i just enjoy watching human "rationality" leading to unforseen consequences

what would you do with a dead rotting whale?

[nicolas.b]

worship it, what else?

(stupidignorantamericans!)





P.S. anyways, very very nice work, RK and node. i'd say you are both the respective champions of the first two pages of this thread. but look out, you will probably have some stiff competition in the future pages.

P.P.S. and prey, you suck for acting all smart and then not even having an answer to my Q. *shakes head in disgust*

EDIT: "b4d p" = "before the prey" i presume?

[Road Kill]

Very ingeneious solution, ya, these peeps were probably all descendants from europe.
I'm 3/4s norwedgeeian myself.
Glad you enjoyed it. I mostly liked the rain at the end.
For some reason I don't think this one was faked.

what would you do with a dead rotting whale?

open a swedish meatball shop for baiting penguins

[n54]

"b4d p" is "bad p" is "bad pee" - don't ask me why he's called that

and rk yeah of course... oregon.... probably swedes though!

dynamite was invented by alfred nobel who was a swede... so i'm a 100 percent sure they must have been of swedish origin lol

btw anybody seen how gracefully penguins "fly" under water?

[nicolas.b]

yeah, they're like little rocket ships.

now, getting back to the subject of whales...

[Prey4Me]

the blue whale is the largest animal to have ever lived that is known by scientists

[Road Kill]

the blue whale is the largest animal to have ever lived that is known by scientists

I'd say we have a date for that 700lb Beaver and all its friends.

[Prey4Me]

lol it would be the animal fight of the century

[nicolas.b]

are you kidding me? a 700-lb beaver would be like a pebble compared to a blue whale.

try again!

[Marrow]

Try again? How about this 150 ton (136,000 kg.) Beaver depicted below?

Disclaimer: Beaver in photo may not be the actual 150 ton (136,000 kg.) Beaver.

[nicolas.b]

now THAT? ...that's impressive!!

because i know the grass, trees and water in that shot are all at least 150x the size of ORDINARY grass, trees and water.

good work, man. that whale is doomed!

[Marrow]

the grass, trees and water in that shot are all at least 150x the size of ORDINARY grass, trees and water

Exactly. See, what look like branches in that photo are actually logs. Huge logs. The grass is actually not grass, but palms.

Finally, what looks to be the side of a pond is actually the side of an ocean. Now, I know many will say, "where's the sand?"

Ok, that's the best I can come up with at the moment.

Ah, who am I kidding...lol.

[nicolas.b]

ROFL! ...nice!

you can't see the sand, it's hundreds of feet below those cliffs.




BTW, ...remind me sometime (you or maji or node) to come up with article about the rockslide on the side of the mountain in africa causing huge tidal waves which will wipe out the side of the US eastern seaboard. (no, it's actually not a joke )