I hacked arma forums. (and Lucifer is a pain in the butt)

[Fonkay]

Solution? Threesome.

EDIT: Foursome if you include the sybian

[Lucifer]

But dubStep, the list just goes on for arma guys that you've ****** over.

This is nothing new for you! But it is something new for me!

Look, I don't want to talk about it anymore, even if your boobs are more sagging knee boobs than hot big swedish boobs. I don't want to think about it anymore! I've had nothing on my mind for the last 3 months besides you, and for it to turn out that all you wanted was to hack arma forums using my account?

That's the only reason you were sleeping with me?

No. I'm done. I'm moving on now. You can kiss my happy white ass.

[MrsKsr]

sine. idk what to say to you, he's blowing things up way out of proportion. The sybian thing was a joke ffs... Dude, how can you just walk away from a year of friendship like that? I thought we meant more to each other than this. Clearly I was mistaken.

I've made some really messed up decisions in the past, going anywhere near Lucifer was one of them. I regret it, honestly I do, but one thing I don't regret is meeting you. Can you just return my calls/texts, or at least unblock me on msn. We need to talk. This is getting stupid. Lucifer is a manipulative prick, don't let this little act he's putting up fool you. He can't be trusted. I completely understand if you can't trust me now either, but at least hear me out. There are things I need to say to you that I just can't tell the whole world about.

Lucifer, as for you, personal attacks? Really? Grow up. I come to the states for a month, we meet and have a laugh and THIS b.s is what you start to spew out. You really think I used you. That i NEEDED you? Don't be so ridiculous, get off your high horse. You are nothing more to me than some idiot i used to trust. I honestly thought there was something here, a friendship. Yes, things happened, but I didn't go out there to intentionally start drama in this community. You're making it out like I only came there to see you.

I went there for other reasons, and while I was there I stayed with you for a while, yes, don't act like that gives you the right to diss and dismiss me now that you've had your way. You think that when I said everyone would know what you're really like, that i was lying? You could have stopped this back in texas BEFORE i even got back home. But you had to drag it on, so here we are. This could have stayed private between the two of us. Nobody even knew I was in the states but you and my mom. You brought this on yourself with your attitude. I only hope you're happy now, and know this... I'm not going to disappear from this community so easily. You'll have to drag me kicking and screaming.

[sinewav]

Nobody even knew I was in the states but you and my mom.

Well, that explains a lot. I guess since we are getting all our secrets out there, I suppose there is something I need to say. It's been bugging me a lot.

dubs, dear... While you were banging Lucifer... I was... banging your mom.

I've been living with this guilt for so long. And even though it was wrong to do, I feel a little better about it knowing you were unfaithful too. I know that's messed up.

You know, I always complained about our age difference, but I just adore so much about you. And when I met your mom, I saw so many of those things I like about you, but in a more, well, mature package.

You see, I flew to the UK for a weekend to surprise you. But when I got to your place, your mom said you were gone for the weekend with your mates (a lie it seems). And since I told you I was busy that weekend, I didn't bother to check up with you on IM. I got there thinking "Oh my dumb luck! She's not even here!" Well, your mom took pity and offered me a drink and a stay at your place. And I guess one thing led to another... and into your bedroom... with your mom... I... I've said too much.

There. Now you know. Maybe we can move on after all.

[MrsKsr]

wow. just wow.

Here's me feeling bad and thinking I've really hurt you when you're hiding shit too. You are all the same. Only in it for what you can get, why do you think I did what I did. I'm so sick of you guys treating people like dirt, walking all over them to get where you have to go. NOW you know what it feels like. My mom. How could you even do that? Lucifer is some guy, hes not family, hes not your blood. THAT IS MY MOTHER. You disgust me. Truly, i expected better than this from you of all people... I know I did wrong, but you're on a different level.

You know what, don't bother returning my calls. Maybe you and Lucifer should get together, you deserve each other.

[noob_saibot]

I guess i know where i'm not going when i visit the UK..as i had planned..but thanks for the info sine, glad I didnt actually pursue this little idea.

Now I will just have to take up on Radians hospitality...

[MrsKsr]

wow nicky that really hurts... but w/e i can't force you to believe me after all we've never met before.

bet Lucifer is laughing his ass off right about now...

[Lucifer]

I'm not laughing. This is screwed up. How did I ever get involved with you people?

I'm turning over a new leaf, seriously. This is the last time I listen to a woman actually tell me "I need you" and believe it. I'm not kidding, those words came out of your mouth, after one of our public encounters (you like that public stuff, don't you? Makes your mouth water thinking about who might be watching....). And as for me having my way, wtf? I just laid there, you had *your* way.

And you were fairly incompetent at that. I had what, 3 orgasms in a whole month? What do they teach you in the UK? Haven't you read the Joy of Sex before? For the record, just sitting in a guys lap and rocking back and forth is *boring*!

It's my fault, really. I fell for the same trick that I'd always fallen for with my ex. All you've really confirmed for me is that maybe you women aren't right for me. Maybe I need someone who knows what oral sex should feel like to a man. That would, logically, require a man. I don't know if I'm ready to take that step, but if I do, it'll be *your* fault, dubbie. You might make me gay before this is all over. Are you happy about that?

You didn't break my heart, and you didn't break my balls. You just didn't.....well, do anything, really. You're so useless.

[MrsKsr]

Maybe you and Lucifer should get together, you deserve each other.

Need i say more?

As for the insults on "sexual performance" - lol
C'mon use your words like a big boy. Didn't I already say somehting about personal attacks?

*reads back*

Oh yes, that's right I did, and to think you once called me immature... hmm, take a long look in the mirror before you try to critisize me. You're not exactly a sex god yourself.. But let's not make the people sick.

In honesty I'm glad this is all in the open. It's a releif. No more secrets, or lies, the way it's supposed to be. Maybe now you ought to tell these poor people why it is that I'm angry with you in the first place? Or would you rather keep lying to them, baring in mind you helped build this community. heh, this is truly hilarious, let's see what lies he can come up with now.

*grabs some popcorn and takes a seat*

[Lucifer]

So now you're quoting yourself. Could you be any lamer if I just chopped off both of your legs and ate them?

[MrsKsr]

Whatever floats your boat. After meeting you I can't say i'd be terribly suprised if that's the kind of crap that you're into...

[Lucifer]

What would you know?

And for the record, her avatar pic is not what she really looks like. She looks like all the other UK women with bad teeth, a spare tire, and little tits. So don't any of the rest of you guys get fooled by her, I warned you!

[kyle]

QUIT being trolls like luke-jr

[MrsKsr]

Still waiting for the truth here Lucifer... anytime you're ready...

Personal attacks are getting boring now *yawn*

[epsy]

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