fortune cookies

wallpaper · Post by **wallpaper** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 5:44 pm

Looking for some funny or memorable chats that happened during a game to add to my stupid fortune mod.

I could only think of one off the top of my head. Don't know why I remember it...it was funny at the time (too many beers, I suppose).

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donkeyhead: are you the real player 1?

Player 1: yes

donkeyhead: i think someone is impersonating you
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If you're bored you can go here and waste bandwidth by reloading a few hundred times. I got some quotes from the movie and the 1 chat above.

Thought you guys and gals would have some good stuff to add.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Phytotron · Post by **Phytotron** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 8:42 am

Locutus and I (and someone) were joking about Player 1 the other night. Went something like, "I'll tell you who I hate, is Player 1."

"Yeah, he's a punk."

"He uses so many colors."

"And you would think that after all these years he would learn how to play the damn game, but nope!"

Revan · Post by **Revan** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 6:15 pm

Hahahah!!

Yeah...I'm always in the speeders server and my friend(kinda) his name is aghost..Here is kinda how the convo went...

~*SP*~ Ion = me
aghost = my friend...
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~*SP*~ Ion: You know what I love about the internet? You can go around harassing people for no reason and they can't do a thing!
aghost: thats not cool ur harasin people and u hurt ther fellings
aghost: feelings*
~*SP*~ Ion: Yeah so?
(while playing the game)aghsot: This is real life
~*SP*~ Ion: WTF are you talking about?!
aghost: There are rael people that you are interactin with and talking to!
~*SP*~ Ion: ...
aghost: You can't go around just making fun of people because this is like real life!
~*SP*~ Ion: Wow..You have a serious load of bullsh*t in your head...
aghost: No I don't! Stop being so mean
~*SP*~ Ion: I rest my case my friend! I can still insult you and you cannot do sh*t about it!
aghost: ...
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Here's ANOTHER thing I saw him do..
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Spidey |MBC| = spidey(duh)
*I arived in the middle of this conversation*
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aghost: Spidey will you be my gf?
Spidey |MBC|: no
~*SP*~ Ion: WTF nick stop hitting on spidey!
~*SP*~ Ion: You sick bastard!
spidey |MBC|: Yeah! Ion is my man!
~*SP*~ Ion: Err..No thanks I don't date on the internet..
spidey |MBC|:

aghost: Shutup Ion I'm goin to get her as my girl!
~*SP*~ Ion: ...ew...
spidey |MBC|: you said it
aghost:
~*SP*~ Ion: You got somethin to say?
aghost left the game
~*SP*~ Ion: Yess...Finally
~*SP*~ Ion: Spidey I never knew you were a girl!
spidey |MBC|: no im not
~*SP*~ Ion: ?!
spidey |MBC|: isnt aghost a girl arent you?
~*SP*~ Ion: No we're all guys here
spidey |MBC|: oh my god
~*SP*~ Ion: ROFL!!
~*SP*~ Ion: Wow..aghost is homosexual! The truth comes out!
spidey |MBC|: wow
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Wow..A few halarious expeiriences..I love it..AHAHAHHAH!!!

Post by **Tank Program** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 6:48 pm

Revan wrote:~*SP*~ Ion: You know what I love about the internet? You can go around harassing people for no reason and they can't do a thing!
aghost: thats not cool ur harasin people and u hurt ther fellings
aghost: feelings*
~*SP*~ Ion: Yeah so?
(while playing the game)aghsot: This is real life
~*SP*~ Ion: WTF are you talking about?!
aghost: There are rael people that you are interactin with and talking to!
~*SP*~ Ion: ...
aghost: You can't go around just making fun of people because this is like real life!
~*SP*~ Ion: Wow..You have a serious load of bullsh*t in your head...
aghost: No I don't! Stop being so mean
~*SP*~ Ion: I rest my case my friend! I can still insult you and you cannot do sh*t about it!
aghost: ...

I fail to see the humour in this. In fact, it's just not cool.

Revan · Post by **Revan** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 6:59 pm

Meh...That's really not how it went..But still it was pretty stupid when he said it was real life.

Actually I was talking about runescape and that the only fun thing to do in it is going around looking like an idiot..Then he said this is real life and if you do it here you will do the same in real life...that made no sense...

Website · Post by **Z-Man** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 10:29 pm

Still, Revan, more than anything, your post makes you look like a complete jackass.

LMAO on the gf story, though

Oh shit, now even I start to talk like that...

Phytotron · Post by **Phytotron** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 6:15 am

Tank Program wrote:I fail to see the humour in this. In fact, it's just not cool.

Agreed.

z-man wrote:Still, Revan, more than anything, your post makes you look like a complete jackass.

Agreed.

Revan · Post by **Revan** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 12:51 am

...Well gee I see you people enjoyed it..Just because I don't have a million posts in my history doesn't mean you got to start talkin crap.

Geez if Oscilloscope said that than everyone would be saying "Oh what a great story! hahahaha!"

I don't get shit what z-man said but whatever...

Fonkay · Post by **Fonkay** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 12:57 am

What does you acting like an asshole , and then posting about it have to do with your post count?

Phytotron · Post by **Phytotron** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 7:00 am

Revan wrote:Geez if Oscilloscope said that than everyone would be saying "Oh what a great story! hahahaha!"

I doubt that.

(psst, then*)

Post by **Lucifer** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 7:13 am

Yeah, even silly would have been ripped over it. Maybe you should browse the archives and see how often silly gets ripped anyway.

It's not often, but it does happen.

Face it, everyone, every now and then, posts something they get ripped over. Let it go, and just be cool, and move on.

I'm trying to think of someone who's never been ripped over something and failing. Even z-man, as much as we love him and all, gets ripped every now and then. Tank, too, you know, the guy who's in charge of making sure everyone behaves.

So relax and get on with it, I think most of us enjoyed the gf part of the post anyway.

Revan · Post by **Revan** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 1:48 am

Thank you Lucifer for that err...nice explaination.

Fonkay fine sorry for being an asshole...Forgive me I was pretty pissed ATM and kindagot a little carried away..

Raoul Duke · Post by **Raoul Duke** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 2:22 am

pft you weren't being an asshole.

you were educational.

now aghost may not get upset when a real troll comes his way.

like me.

radian · Post by **radian** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 4:11 am

aaa yes life...it trips us all sometimes......but ..respect to you revan..you held up your hands and in doing so found another piece of the billion piece jigsaw of life ..... lol ...i often get tripped ...were all learning eh[/i]

Phytotron · Post by **Phytotron** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 7:48 am

I just ate a fortune cookie. Thought everyone would like to know.