Robot Children

Sabarai · Post by **Sabarai** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:39 pm

Just throw a bottle of water over him or kick his head of.. Or take out his speech chip and voila: something that you can eat

DrJoeTr0n · Post by **DrJoeTr0n** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:53 pm

I'm pretty sure those aren't chocolate chips

Sabarai · Post by **Sabarai** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 3:20 pm

No, but as soon as it's out you can eat it since it doesn't talk to you...

Walking Tree · Post by **Walking Tree** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 9:04 am

you know, why not create a robot kid army, get them a bunch of false US
passports and let them elect Lucifer for President... That'd Liven up world politics a bit !

DrJoeTr0n · Post by **DrJoeTr0n** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 9:09 am

They are robot children. Not old enough to vote in the US

Post by **Lucifer** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 9:14 am

Walking Tree wrote:you know, why not create a robot kid army, get them a bunch of false US
passports and let them elect Lucifer for President... That'd Liven up world politics a bit !

Who's got a nuke program? You're next to be eaten.

Who's already got nukes? Get ready to use 'em, or get eaten.

My world policy is simple. You screw with me, I eat you. (That seems to be a more serious threat than just plain cold-blooded murder these days)

Walking Tree · Post by **Walking Tree** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 10:14 am

I know they're robot children, but in the US, with a false passport... Then they just look young

Sabarai · Post by **Sabarai** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:07 pm

Lucifer, isn't that what Bush already is doing???

Website · Post by **Z-Man** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:15 pm

No, bush is bombing them, then declaring them liberated. Lucifer wants to eat them. Alive, probably. Feet first so they slide in better. Bon apetit!
Just curious, Lucifer: Would you eat all the evil-doers yourself or would you have other Americans do it?

Sabarai · Post by **Sabarai** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:59 pm

Oh, i thought eat him as in eat me, you commie... well.. You're sure gonna have some good meals then

Maybe you'll even appear in the guiness book of records. You will when you eat 1000 corpses or more (they can be alive though

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Link: http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/gwr ... rdid=54265

DrJoeTr0n · Post by **DrJoeTr0n** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 3:13 pm

Robot Corpses!

Post by **Lucifer** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:42 pm

z-man wrote:No, bush is bombing them, then declaring them liberated. Lucifer wants to eat them. Alive, probably. Feet first so they slide in better. Bon apetit!
Just curious, Lucifer: Would you eat all the evil-doers yourself or would you have other Americans do it?

Far be it from me to send other people to do my dirty work. I would ask for volunteers and then lead the way.

TiTnAsS · Post by **TiTnAsS** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 1:30 am

O_O im scared of this urde guy....

Phytotron · Post by **Phytotron** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 7:19 am

A Modest Proposal....

Post by **Tank Program** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 5:07 pm

Oscilloscope wrote:A Modest Proposal....

Haha, that's sick

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