Robot Children

DrJoeTr0n · Post by **DrJoeTr0n** » Sun Aug 21, 2005 11:41 am

This is a complete branch off of the /dev/null debacle. But say for instance you had offspring (hell you can produce asexually, anything can happen in this post) turned out to be robotic, not Tomagotchi's or any type of virtual pets, and the GameBoy does not count. But it was a little robot, fully functional and resembled megaman, What would you do with it!?

I'd personely destroy it and burry it deep in the ground and tell no one
...Hopefully the soil isn't fertile enough to grow a robot baby tree and produce more baby robots.--Still waiting for the hotdog tree to grow.

Walking Tree · Post by **Walking Tree** » Sun Aug 21, 2005 2:18 pm

you forgot to flash or at least disconnect it's ROM and wipe all hard drives...
otherwise it might dig itself out

Sabarai · Post by **Sabarai** » Sun Aug 21, 2005 5:21 pm

I'm a kid, and I'm no robot <.<

Although people expect me to do a lot at a time.. all the time...

DrJoeTr0n · Post by **DrJoeTr0n** » Sun Aug 21, 2005 10:52 pm

Congratulations Sabarai! You just produced a child Asexually(all on your own!) and guess what, its a Robot!!

...what on earth are you going to do with it?

Post by **Tank Program** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 8:28 am

I'd program it to take over the world... Would be very amusing to watch.

Walking Tree · Post by **Walking Tree** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 8:55 am

Tank Program wrote:I'd program it to take over the world... Would be very amusing to watch.

And hook yourself into the defense systems ? tanks can be a strong argument !

Sabarai · Post by **Sabarai** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 9:50 am

Well, i'd make it do whatever i say.. That'd be very very handy..

TiTnAsS · Post by **TiTnAsS** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 10:05 am

I'm still wondering why sabarai can produce robots asexually?

Post by **Lucifer** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 10:15 am

TiTnAsS wrote:I'm still wondering why sabarai can produce robots asexually?

Because he's Dutch. All Dutchmen have this ability. Didn't you know? It's how they keep the sea from flooding the country.

Phytotron · Post by **Phytotron** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 10:59 am

If I had a robotic child that resembled MegaMan, then I expect I'd have to send him off to thwart Dr. Wiley's bid for world domination with his plethora of evil robot minions.

Oh, I'd also send him off to Capcom to put an end to all the crappy MegaMan video games they've released since the NES days.

(pssst, Dr. Joe, go back to your Armarocktron post.)

DrJoeTr0n · Post by **DrJoeTr0n** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 12:42 pm

Hey man, Mega Man7, and MegaMan Soccer are awesome, as well as most of the X series and Zero series.

Sabarai can repoduce robots asexually because I say he can, as well as anyone else. Need I remind all of you we are talking about giving birth the baby robots. Anything goes.

--Done and done scope.

Sabarai · Post by **Sabarai** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 3:46 pm

Lucifer wrote:Because he's Dutch. All Dutchmen have this ability. Didn't you know? It's how they keep the sea from flooding the country.

Ehm... Please explain to me?

iceman · Post by **iceman** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 6:28 pm

1st I would make a clone of it, set them both into learn mode and plug them into the internet with one set to filter only good things and the other set to filter only evil things and watch the results

TiTnAsS · Post by **TiTnAsS** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 6:58 pm

I wouldn't trust a guy with sabarais sig to parent a robot anyway..

Err scratch that...i wouldnt trust ice O_O.....

Sabarai · Post by **Sabarai** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 10:11 pm

I'd make four of them,

1. Moviestar
2. Doctor
3. Tron champ
4. Butler

Iceman, you're extremely mad, but of course, I'm only repeating myself