My Impending Retirement

[Lucifer]

Don't worry, this has nothing to do with recent events here.

I have been offered a job for a new startup that wants to develop games for a new platform they're developing. I can't tell you about that, so just watch the news.

The flagship game will be based on arma, but since it cant be GPL, i will also be selling them every line of code I've written for arma (yes, both of them), and the rest of the game will be built around my code.

Unfortunately, that requires me to remove both lines of code from arma.

Since that's what I'm working on for the remainder of the day, i won't be able to respond here until tomorrow.

It's been fun, keep on dumping!

[Word]

Ah, I'll invest some of the money I just inherited from my deceased millionaire aunt if you allow me to. I already bought enough Unity3d licenses for all of you (semi-)active developers to revamp the game, but it was supposed to be a surprise...please don't tell me that investment won't pay off!

[Ratchet]

Every line of code? Please tell me this code has nothing to do with the ingame chat feature.... I couldn't live without hearing people whine about lag every time they die!!

[ConVicT]

Edit: I had a response and just realised...

Couldn't have hoped for a better last month for this.

[Monkey]

Good April fools joke, haha boom boom.

[vov]

So that means no more #define LUCIFER_ALWAYS_WINS?

[ConVicT]

You stupid, that's not his, that's Jesus' taking the piss for lolz

Good ****************, haha boom boom.

Would you edit this, buzzkillington.
And stop being Basil Brush, you're not a fox, you're a monkey, Monkey.

[kyle]

So that means no more #define LUCIFER_ALWAYS_WINS?

That's what i was going to say

[sinewav]

/me wishes Lucifer actually had a good job writing code. He should position himself to work on driverless cars!

[ConVicT]

/me wishes Lucifer actually had a good job writing code. He should position himself to work on driverless cars!

I can only see that as; he should be Thomas The Tank Engine
...And even that's a leap from "not driving at all"

Edit: here's it; if it's yo' bi'day: Birthday Thomas Madness
Here's it if you like Will Smith

Here it is if you're interested in something I produced
I made this by accident, I was listening to the previous linked songs and had an add pop-up in another window...
It sounded delightful so I thought I'd share it with you (It's not like how I heard it but doesn't lose it's charm).

Edit: Edit: for those who think my one is just noise, just give a "+1"

[Monkey]

I may be a buzzkill but I fell for previous April fools jokes here so I thought I'd get my own back

[breeze]

Glad to see this is a joke, kind of made me a little sad.

[Amaso]

Glad to see this is a joke, kind of made me a little sad.

I'm sad that this is a joke.

[aP|Nelg]

well actually, based on current events, I could have preferred lucifer to be g... ok Im going to stop now

[Phytotron]

He should position himself to work on driverless cars!

WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE!