This is the gem that I stumbled upon. Watch the video and then read some of the comments I copied and pasted below. The video is w/e. I cried reading the comments.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ8UVzHj ... re=related
COMMENTS:
Can you slap your wife 14 times per second?
I would have laughed my ass off if he slapped himself at that speed
warm up?!?!?!??!?!?
this is gay..how would that come in handy? see what i did there
AMAZING PIMP HAND!!!!!!!
Thats what it sounds like when i masturbate

WHAT THAA...!!
Yep , definatly 14 i counted .....
Wtf was that
"thats the warm up"
thumbs up if you couldn't resist trying clapping while watching this video
I bet he claps like that in audiences just to show off, but ends up looking like a dumbass
imagine if you just like...stick your finger in the middle of all that


Tinkerbell wouldn't just be brought back to life, she'd be cranked like a meth-head
(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap)(clap) and I 0_0 d at OKAY NOW TAT IS WARM UP