breaking the mold
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breaking the mold
sure, we all know standard fort strategy*
gaining speed at the start, blocking and setting up a solid defense, sweeping the opposing attackers away from your defender and each other, killing enemy sweepers and holing in good spots with a player advantage
but there's a brand-spanking-new ladle strategy that i'm gonna let you all in on
what you will need:
1) 6 players with an expert grasp of fortress strategy who aren't known for having particularly good reflexes/timing/execution (they're out there)
2) 1 wizard who has memorized 6 polymorph other spells and 5 teleport spells (kind of tough to find)
what to do:
sign up your team
nobody will expect a group of knowledgeable but technically nonproficient players to do well
on the day of the ladle, your wizard (here it gets good) polymorphs each of your 6 players into a player with superb reflexes/timing/execution and you take everyone by surprise and crush the ladle
*probably false
gaining speed at the start, blocking and setting up a solid defense, sweeping the opposing attackers away from your defender and each other, killing enemy sweepers and holing in good spots with a player advantage
but there's a brand-spanking-new ladle strategy that i'm gonna let you all in on
what you will need:
1) 6 players with an expert grasp of fortress strategy who aren't known for having particularly good reflexes/timing/execution (they're out there)
2) 1 wizard who has memorized 6 polymorph other spells and 5 teleport spells (kind of tough to find)
what to do:
sign up your team
nobody will expect a group of knowledgeable but technically nonproficient players to do well
on the day of the ladle, your wizard (here it gets good) polymorphs each of your 6 players into a player with superb reflexes/timing/execution and you take everyone by surprise and crush the ladle
*probably false
Well...I did.
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Re: breaking the mold
If you can get your hands on ~*Magic*~ he might be able to help...I can't see how this isn't totally possible.
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Re: breaking the mold
Where do you get your inspiration from?
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Re: breaking the mold
This is a great idea! Maybe some people that play MMORPGs can help out in finding an appropriate wizzard?
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Re: breaking the mold
only lizmatic gets itgawdzilla wrote:Where do you get your inspiration from?
Well...I did.
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nah, I got it too. Good source of inspiration, that. I just had to throw out an off-topic thing, just to try to be silly. Even if it was a fail.
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Re: breaking the mold
Well...I did.
Re: breaking the mold
WTS [Tome of polymorph: Turtle] PST with offer
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Thursday July 22nd 2010: Airman's team beat Lizmatic's team in fortress.
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Actually made me lOl in the middle of class. Funny mental images x].
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