How to improve your game

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I have have found muscle relaxant to be usefull, drink beer and your reflexes will shine.... welll untill you have too much then you are stuffed. It's like playing pool, you are crap when sober, great after a vew beers and the crap when you are completly drunk simply because you dont care anymore.... ie. were is that beer gone damnnit... etc :D

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Eat lots of greasy, oily Chinese food. It works wonders on your keyboard.

(Do it with chopsticks, of course)
I like rice. And all other kinds of Chinese food.

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Heh, I have enough problems against you. I don't need to sabotage what's left to my game with some greasy eggroll, thanks.

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Zen helps

sit back, just relax, don't care about anything and BECOME the trail

it really works 8)


... you haven't mastered armagetron until you drive your games blindfolded ...


(don't become the bike cause it's too noisy :P )

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... you haven't mastered armagetron until you drive your games blindfolded ...
I'd pay for a video of that, asuming you win.
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how much? (and how long are you prepared to wait for it?) :lol: :wink:

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... you haven't mastered armagetron until you drive your games blindfolded ...


bah, you need to be deaf too... or at least turn off the sound
I like rice. And all other kinds of Chinese food.

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*sits in another room with earplugs and blindfold, shouts to monkey at keyboard: "left.... right, left, right.... left, left, right"*

satisfied? (i'll never make money this way) :D

btw love your location, we must be neighbours :P

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i take my schooling from buddhism. in buddhism all that matters is teh present your actions must be totally direced to what you are doing.

When you sit, sit, when you breathe, breathe when you play tron, play tron. exept after you die then do whatever the hell you want

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RUDEBOY! wrote:exept after you die then do whatever the hell you want
Buddhism will also tell you to wait for reincarnation.
I like rice. And all other kinds of Chinese food.

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Post by n54 »

once again i will say:

be the trail

don't be the bike: it's noisy and you'll die. the trail however.....

it's like zen in pool: if you're the que you'll fail, if you're the ball you'll succed. or (if you're looking for traditionalist examples); be the arrow not the bow (it's the arrow that hits the target not the bow, the ball who finds the pocket not the que, the trail that dumps opponents not the bike)

*goes off to be the atm* :P

(automatic teller machine for those who don't know the abbrieviation, you know, where you stick your card in and get cash out)

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why not just be teh force that is the trail. the trail is static it doesnt create itself it is generated teh bike is the generator become the force that is the trail not the trail itself

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to find the void used in zen one must not complicate in such a manner, remember that all is nothingness :D

one isn't the trail in a material way but one is the essence of trailness and as such one has unlimited knowledge of the trail(s) :wink:

*must stop reading so much Lone Wolf and Cub* :lol:

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but zen is not the only buddhist way. it is the way of nothingness.

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buddhism is to become so consumed with one thing you become removed from everything else. you must not think of teh future or teh past you must be the moment

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