Join KS!

[orion]

the third world war is coming to decide who take KS name, anyway welcome in vov. fk u insa jofish algid etc

[Luiso]

Insa had the chance to give orion an interview earlier:

Insa: So Orion, thanks for being on the show today, our topic for discussion today is of course, your new clan, Klux Strikers

Orion: Yes, I many speak english very well. Teach to kids with master of language.

Insa: Alright, alright thanks for that kind hello orion. What do you think of the future of Klick Swingers?

Orion: Ladles will be won with magnitude and records will be had.

Insa: We should've hired a translator for this, oh well, I guess I'll have to wrap it up. Final question. Recent rumors have come to light that I do in fact sleep with my mom, what is your stance on this?

Orion: Truth

Insa: That's all I have for today, thank you.

I heard you need a translator? I'm glad to apply to be personal orion translator (I'm studying translation from orion's engrish and spanish of South America to beer's english). Now you have to find a translator from beer's english to the standard one, much easier imo.

PS: I'd be interested in joining Kaka Sterculiaceous if Brooke does, ask Soul for more information.

[jofish]

i think i should be translator i speek good englsh and espanglsdf

[woof]

Soul that was one of the most beautiful things I have ever seen in writing. The reference to Aubrey "Drake" Graham was just wonderful. Your dedication and hard work in this clan has not gone unnoticed, and I vote that you should join Insa in co-leading Kuddly Snakes.

[digla]

Hi Guys,

My name is Mike Berry and I would like to join this new clan.

What name(s) do you use on the grid?
(digla, skepsis, bowenr, luckusun)

What other names have you used in the past? (if any & when)
(n0bsauce)

Are you currently in a clan and if so which one?
(none)

Which previous clan(s) have you been in? (if any) And why did you leave your previous clan(s)? (if any & be specific)
(~{D} - ctf clan. quit because it died) I also was in SP and PL (I like switching clans like mr)


Which other clan(s) have you applied for and why did you get denied? (if any)
I applied to Rd but got rejected because soul hates me

Where are you from and how old are you?
(I am from Maryland U.S.A and I am 23 years old)

How long have you been playing ArmagetronAd? And how long have you been playing Fortress?
(I've been playing for about 6 years and have played fort for about 5 years)

What servers do you play on the most? (EU or US, Sumo or Fortress, etc)
(It doesn't matter which server (EU or US). I play more sumo than fort, but i still play fort a lot)

What's your favourite position in Fortress and what kind of play-style do you believe you play? (Aggressive, defensive, safe, etc)
(Depends on the situation, I'll play aggressive and safe)

Can you make it to clan battles, tournaments, clan practices or any other events on Sunday's at 17:30+ GMT?
(Yes)

Who do you know closely in KS? (someone that knows you back)
(I know jofish very well. We were friends when he was in DS and further back. wolf also encouraged me to join KS Thanks buddy )

Why do you want to join KS? (try to also explain why and how you would benefit KS and what would you bring to the clan, rather than what KS can do for you..)
(I can help KS in both sumo and fort.)
Do you have Skype and do you use it? (If yes, please also include your user-name, in case we need to contact you)
(Yes I have a skype and I do use it. I created one for just this purpose My username is algid.skepsis and my name is Mike Barry)

[jofish]

I think Mike Berry is a great player. We won a lot of ladles together when we played for uNa. He'll be a great replacement waterboy for mr, now that he has to deal with dogecoin.

[Nanu Nanu]

orly

Kool Simetry
kill stripe
Kill Steals
kill stars
Kentucky slut
kill sting
Krepo Sucks
Keep Sake
Kool Starz
Kool Story
King Socks
Killing spree
Keep Solo
killer soaps
Kriminals Steal
Karla Stephens
kluster swine
Krafty Swaggets
KRAZY SWANS
Kup Sea
kally sally
Klap Sap
Kangaroo Sal
killer snake
Krazy Shoppers
Kansas Society
kings suckers
Knowledgeable Stereotypes
King Spaguetti
Kore Sucks
Klux Strikers
Klick Swingers
Krunk Soda
Kaka Sterculiaceous
Kuddly Snakes
kinky soul
krokodil synthesizers

[jofish]

Wow look at all the people trying to imitate ks. The REAL ks is kinky soul.

[takburger]

Krokodil synthesizers, such a badass name for a clan !!!!

[Tre]

I like join too rly!!!!!!!!!

Name: tr1ss (I changed to 1 cuz sexier))

Clans applied to: all at least once

Why I want join much: drag hearts me and I would like to teach him.

How I could help: teach drag how to play

Other info: I'm good at def( u might call me a DEF MASTER).
Uhmmm I like hopping clans like mister but I don't get in, so I try, try again.
I like join too rly! Please consider!

disclaimer: any resemblance to any individuals or groups is completely unintentional

[-*inS*-]

Ok Tre accepted.

Digla/Mike Berry I don't trust you, how do we know you are who you say you are? Can we talk on skype to confirm your identity?


anyways newest roster
Our Roster consists of:


Insa (leader)
soul (leader)
Mister
algid (ex-ex-trainee) (lol leader)
jofish
wap (in discussions)
+Drag+
woof
FoFo
omm
appleseed
Fippmam
sine.wav
word
vov
Nanu Nanu
Tre

In other news wap has been confirmed to be playing for KS in the upcoming brawl, all hail the mighty Korean Symphony.

[orion]

OMG ins u pretty much kill steal my players, mind if i get back into the clan as supa leader?

[orion]

Z-man? Tank? anybody wanna apply for Knight Socrates?

[Soul]

I don't want Mike in Kanker Shit.

Congrats on your acceptance Tre!

[Tre]

omgosh so excited ty all.

I have an idea for clan name,
Kool St.

EDIT: Im pretty disappointed that my app took almost a whole hour guys.