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has anyone ever seen The Dark Backward ?

not sure that counts, cuz i think they were trying real hard to make the worst movie they could.

another one that was really unimpressive,.. "core"

i think thats what it was called.

i hate when tragic movies have a happy ending that doesnt fit, theres alot of those..

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Yea, but I liked it. I'm talking about when I was a kid remember. I like the little alien in Mac and Me better though. The only cute part about ET was little Drew Barrymore. And I was actually quite afraid of ET as a kid.
And Fuzz Bucket isn't the most well known movie, I think it might have been made for TV.

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Awww, c'mon! Fifth Element has a lot more great lines than that. :) Hmm, not thinking of any of them right now...

If you guys liked Plan 9, you need to see Ed Wood. Johnny Depp plays Ed Wood and they make Plan 9. ;) And it's filmed in the same style as a crappy B movie. It's an awesome movie.
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http://imdb.com/title/tt0119116/quotes

Thought this was pretty cute/funny.
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If ya really want to see a great movie watch: "Lock,Stock and Two Smoking Barrels".
That´s the first movie of Guy Ritchie. Much better than "Snatch". :P
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yeah ive seen the ed wood movie, great stuff :D


apart from tron I think that every disney movie sucks

in fact tron storyline sucks too :o but I wont vote it as bad because of its technical achievement
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And the whole deal with the mail....

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Uh, truly enjoyably horrible movies:
The Dr. Fu Manchu movies from the sixties, with Christopher Lee as the evil genius who apparently did not pay too much attention in the Evil Overlord School. Rough quotes: "No, this power plant can't overload. See that lever? It has to go all the way to the left, then down, for that to happen." and the all time classics "No, don't kill him. He may be of use later." :roll: The protagonists are disappointingly zero-dimensional characters, though.

Wee! Just discovered that there is an earlier adaption with Boris Karloff. Gotta see that!

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Fonkay wrote: Which makes me excited for Mirror Mask to make it to video, since it's not coming to a theatre near me :cry: .
I have also been waiting for it. I hope it comes here, just see U.S. listings. Did not know it was finished. Will have to keep a eye open.
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I know the movie, i wanted to put it in my top 5, but i didn't.. :P
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The worst movie, huh? "Dude Who Stole My Car"... Hands down.
Was the most RETARDED movie I've EVER SEEN!!! I felt like I lost about 50 IQ points from watching it. :P

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I'd think you'd have to have only had about 50 IQ points to go see it in the first place. :P

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OMG..OMG...NOOO...OMG.......................OMFG...I CANT BELEIVE,SOMEONE HASENT MENTIONED THE ALL TIME WORST RECENT FILM..WELL FAIRLY RECENT.........AAAGH CAN HARDLY BRING MYSELF TO SAY ITS TITLE,,IT SUCKS SOOO MUCH C.........C..................AGGGGHHHH............CONGO..........THIS FILM COULD SUCK THE ENTRAILS FROM A TEN YEAR OLD ROADKILL....OMFG ITS SO BAD ITS HILARIOUS....IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A LAUGH AND CRINGE AT THE SANE TIME WATCH THIS PEICE OF CINIMATIC GARBAGE......... 8) [/b][/i][/u]
i just love it

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Could you please drop the caps, radian? And like, go easy on the coke.

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Misery wrote:The worst movie, huh? "Dude Who Stole My Car"... Hands down.
Was the most RETARDED movie I've EVER SEEN!!! I felt like I lost about 50 IQ points from watching it. :P
I thought its name was "dude, my car is not where i parked it, but praise Ala we are still okay.."
Damn, it sure has been a while!

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