Haha, cucumber! (SPLIT from snapchat)

[Lucifer]

(EDIT for context: split from http://forums3.armagetronad.net/viewtop ... 72#p290872)

Wait, you want a picture of my penis?

I suppose I could pull that one off (no pun intended) with a really small camera (also, no pun intended), and get you a high resolution version of it.

Do you really want it?

[Durf]

Wait, you want a picture of my penis?

I suppose I could pull that one off (no pun intended) with a really small camera (also, no pun intended), and get you a high resolution version of it.

Do you really want it?

Nobody asked anything of you afaik... wtf is your post even for?

[Titanoboa]

Wait, you want a picture of my penis?

I suppose I could pull that one off (no pun intended) with a really small camera (also, no pun intended), and get you a high resolution version of it.

Do you really want it?

Nobody asked anything of you afaik... wtf is your post even for?

Same to you, although Lucifer's was at least mildly entertaining

[Durf]

Let me put it another way:
- it is not serving any progression for the topic (therefore is off topic)
- can be considered antagonizing (since it isn't serving the topic, plus Lucifer's demeanor is deliberately against the thread author)
- which brings up, why is he even acting that way? Seriously, what obsession is driving him to post in this manner? It was uncalled for (doesn't matter if it was funny to you).
- can be considered sexual harassment (since no one asked to see his penis, he's basically forcing it onto people by deliberately misinterpreting their words as a request for a photo - check your penile privileges)

The purpose of my post is to ask the questions (that should have been obvious).
If these kind of posts are to be expected then why do people even try complaining that these forums are junk?

Something else worth pointing out too: this is a moderator's post. This moderator is setting an example for everyone on these forums and setting the expectations of what is acceptable. Granted, moderators are human too, but really Lucifer isn't even trying at this point. It makes me wonder what "moderator" means to him.

My post serves an overall purpose to question the limitations of acceptable behavior as well as question if Lucifer's post is within those limitations - especially regarding his position and the overall effects it has on the community's outlook and these forums.
Also to better define where the limitations are such that all users can understand their capabilities.
Put simply; quality assurance.

If all you're concerned with is being entertained, then I'm not sure these forums are the place for you to be looking for that (or at least start some thread for that purpose specifically).
Thing is that everyone has the ability to post without anything being asked of them - what I meant by "nobody asked anything of you" was that nobody was asking for photos from Lucifer - afaik Lucifer posted in this thread for no reason at all other than to start some kind of bullshit argument / be offended for no reason. If it's just a joke, it's pretty weak IMO.
Your question implies that you have the same opinion of my post, and I have of Lucifer's post.
If you value a useless but entertaining post over a post that actually serves a purpose potentially greater than this thread alone, then I question your credibility to even have an opinion on what posts are worthy and which ones are not. Either way, you don't seem to care on the overall value / pertinence of the content posted; so even your choice to question my post is not credible (like Lucifer, aren't you just trying to start shit? Regardless, I answered your concern as if you were genuinely curious).

[aP|Nelg]

Wait, you want a picture of my penis?

I suppose I could pull that one off (no pun intended) with a really small camera (also, no pun intended), and get you a high resolution version of it.

Do you really want it?

I thought you were a moderator, I could be mistaken... what kind of a mod would post that?

[xXSyagehtllikXx]

Wait, you want a picture of my penis?

I suppose I could pull that one off (no pun intended) with a really small camera (also, no pun intended), and get you a high resolution version of it.

Do you really want it?

Nobody asked anything of you afaik... wtf is your post even for?

He is just a hypocritical idiot with powers. This has been proven already

[Lucifer]

I have a $100 penis to offer, but whether or not I win, only my wife can claim the prize... (yes, if the prize included y'all's worthless penises, she can claim those too, but she won't, she knows what works for her, and y'all don't)

[Lucifer]

Wait, you want a picture of my penis?

I suppose I could pull that one off (no pun intended) with a really small camera (also, no pun intended), and get you a high resolution version of it.

Do you really want it?

Nobody asked anything of you afaik... wtf is your post even for?

He is just a hypocritical idiot with powers. This has been proven already

There's a combination of sounds you're hearing, no doubt.

The first is obvious. The whoosing sound you hear over your head is a joke you didn't get. That one's obvious.

But the other sound, you need to reach down and grab your shoulders, and pull as hard as you can.

That popping sound you hear is your head coming out of your ass.

Wait, you didn't hear it?

Pull harder.

[Maldor]

Wait, you want a picture of my penis?

I suppose I could pull that one off (no pun intended) with a really small camera (also, no pun intended), and get you a high resolution version of it.

Do you really want it?

I thought you were a moderator, I could be mistaken... what kind of a mod would post that?

what do you think about this z man? thats how moderators should be acting?

[Gonzap]

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[Z-Man]

No! Lucifer's dick joke was not very funny. We moderators should strive to only make the very best dick jokes. His doesn't even make sense. The small camera, for example. Everyone knows that to investigate something small, you need a large microscope. What do you think they built the LHC for?

Ok, that wasn't very funny either. But I'm talking to a sock puppet anyway.

[aP|Nelg]

Don't worry, this thread is only your eyes playing tricks on you...
Which is exactly why you cant see this text without selecting it...
Wait a second...

Arrgg!

[Lucifer]

Actually, in the original context, my post made perfect sense.

Y'allknow what ppeople do on snapchat, right?

[Magi]

Y'allknow what ppeople do on snapchat, right?

I thought that's what kik was for..I don't have a smart phone so I'm not connected to the real world

[aP|Nelg]

I don't have a smart phone so I'm not connected to the real world

Then use a tablet or computer