There Are No Girls On the Internet ft. Durf

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Durf wrote:As for proof, when you're actually ready to give it, I will give you instructions.
(teamspeak isn't sufficient enough to prove your sex)

Deal with it.
If you refuse to comply with this compromise, I will take it as you backing down because you have something to hide.
Read my previous PM and deal with it.

I'm getting bored of talking to you as you're just getting repetitively stubborn.
Gibbering won't get you anywhere, and it certainly won't prove anything.

I'm sorry that you bit off more than you can chew when you decided to challenge me. However, I do not pity you.

Last time I'm going to give you the respect and chance you deserve to prove yourself (I put in more than enough effort to allow you to prove yourself).
Try again.
I want to publically apologize for lying about my gender for years, because I'm actually a guy. Sorry everyone and it's weird how Durf was the one who figured it out! Well, at least now he can stop trying to manipulate me into giving him nudes... autism is one hell of a drug.

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Hmm, I think that Vogue is a girl, transgendered as a male, pretending tp be a girl.
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Nah, it's only an internet thing. I enjoy being a man in real life and wouldn't change it for the world.
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Lisa, you're very brave to admit this. I always knew my misogynistic views of females online were true. As for Durf, I'm disappointed you had to go to such a perverted level to get her to admit this.
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Wow, from our teamspeak conversations, which I suppose according to durf mean nothing, that would make you the best impersonator of a lady I have ever heard, WD!
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Compguygene, that's not proof.. I was clearly using a voice changer. Maybe you can give me some instructions so I can prove that I'm a man? Durf, you got any suggestions as to what I could do?
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Besides whole "no gyrls on the interwebz" thing, which is so 2004, I find the set of "instructions" extremely creepy :|
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Why does it matter?
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ppotter wrote:Why does it matter?
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Magi wrote:
ppotter wrote:Why does it matter?
Because, for once in our lives we might actually get to talk to a real life girl!
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*sigh*
I don't appreciate the trolling.
Neither do I appreciate the people that blindly believe Vogue's attempt to besmirch me.
Never have I once asked for nudes; never was I going to.
My instructions are merely a "fool-proof" way to prove identity...a set that anyone can follow (no nudes required).

(Side note: There are girls on the internet, and even some women. I'm surprised you of all people would start a sexist topic; especially after you complained about others being sexist. And there have been female tronners...real ones)
^ stop avoiding the fact that this is about you and your lies

For proof, refer to the FULL PM history below:
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PM me if you want to talk more about that.
We have a dedicated TS we get on every day for an hour or longer (we as in a few tronners whove been friends for over 7 years now.) The adress is www.vclclan.com, let me know when you're available to get on so you can actually speak to the person you're saying all these things about.

Don't be worried or anything, you seem a bit scared to get on... but honestly it's a lot easier to speak to someone with voice where you can properly articulate your thoughts. I'm not as scary as you think. ;)
Durf wrote:Actually its not fear, its a preference.
You may not know, but I have Asperger's Syndrome.
So how I articulate my thoughts is very different than how most do it; using my voice isn't so easy.
I prefer to write or type; if I could be mute, I would.

Anyway, you're the one that wanted to talk about you...so enough about me.
Words are words, whether it's vocal or written.
Just type what you would like to say (even if you gotta speak out loud before / as you type)

What did you want to talk about?
Vogue wrote:
Durf wrote:Actually its not fear, its a preference.
You may not know, but I have Asperger's Syndrome.
So how I articulate my thoughts is very different than how most do it; using my voice isn't so easy.
I prefer to write or type; if I could be mute, I would.

Anyway, you're the one that wanted to talk about you...so enough about me.
Words are words, whether it's vocal or written.
Just type what you would like to say (even if you gotta speak out loud before / as you type)

What did you want to talk about?
I see you're not man enough to speak to the person you're gossiping about. No problem, I expected no less.

You don't know me.
Durf wrote:You can make all the assumptions you want.
Honestly I fully expected you to bitch about it.
(you say "no problem" then get super defensive with "you don't know me")
(leave your personal issues behind when you wanna talk to me.)

Though in case you missed it, I specifically said:
"I prefer to write or type"
"What did you want to talk about?"
So I am here ready and willing to talk to you...why you haven't yet is all on you.
There's no reason left for you not to tell me what it is that you wanted to.

I'm not going to go running after you to prove myself...especially to you of all people.
I made myself clear; talk to me through PMs if you want.

Furthermore, how you call what I've been saying "gossip" is demeaning to what these forums are. Frankly, the discussions are anything but idle; at least the posts of everyone but yours have been. So I can see where you misunderstood, but I can assure you that I was quite serious.


I suggest you re-evaluate your expectations of others.
Far too much of what you say is based on assumptions and that is evident; not only from your PMs, but your posts as well.
You'd do well to think things through before speaking.


If you decide to reply, I expect you to get on with the conversation.
No excuses; get on with it already.
I would understand if you decide not to even bother
(happens when trolls realize they screwed themselves over)
Vogue wrote:
Durf wrote:You can make all the assumptions you want.
Honestly I fully expected you to bitch about it.
(you say "no problem" then get super defensive with "you don't know me")
(leave your personal issues behind when you wanna talk to me.)

Though in case you missed it, I specifically said:
"I prefer to write or type"
"What did you want to talk about?"
So I am here ready and willing to talk to you...why you haven't yet is all on you.
There's no reason left for you not to tell me what it is that you wanted to.

I'm not going to go running after you to prove myself...especially to you of all people.
I made myself clear; talk to me through PMs if you want.

Furthermore, how you call what I've been saying "gossip" is demeaning to what these forums are. Frankly, the discussions are anything but idle; at least the posts of everyone but yours have been. So I can see where you misunderstood, but I can assure you that I was quite serious.


I suggest you re-evaluate your expectations of others.
Far too much of what you say is based on assumptions and that is evident; not only from your PMs, but your posts as well.
You'd do well to think things through before speaking.


If you decide to reply, I expect you to get on with the conversation.
No excuses; get on with it already.
I would understand if you decide not to even bother
(happens when trolls realize they screwed themselves over)
I'm not reading all that shit. Are you still too scared to get on TS? Having ass burgers isn't an excuse unless you never leave your house to speak to people.

PS: You're the one who asked for proof whether I'm a girl or not, and now you're backing down.. typical.
Durf wrote:You're the one that refuses to read my PM.
Just read it.
(I assume you did but realized that it's not what you wanted to hear to you ignored it)

I'm not backing down, like I said in the PM you didn't read, I'm here waiting to discuss what it was that you wanted to discuss.
Tell me about yourself.

Also I don't go out to talk to people. Sucks to be you for assuming I was "normal". So your argument for teamspeak is invalid.

As for proof, when you're actually ready to give it, I will give you instructions.
(teamspeak isn't sufficient enough to prove your sex)


Deal with it.
If you refuse to comply with this compromise, I will take it as you backing down because you have something to hide.
Read my previous PM and deal with it.


I'm getting bored of talking to you as you're just getting repetitively stubborn.
Gibbering won't get you anywhere, and it certainly won't prove anything.

I'm sorry that you bit off more than you can chew when you decided to challenge me. However, I do not pity you.

Last time I'm going to give you the respect and chance you deserve to prove yourself (I put in more than enough effort to allow you to prove yourself).
Try again.
Vogue wrote:You're right.

http://forums3.armagetronad.net/viewtop ... 00#p288800

I'm not a girl, I'm actually a guy. Good job figuring it out though, you're the first one who did!




^ Judge me for what I actually said; not what I didn't.
You all should know better by now than to believe such one-sided claims (without looking into it).
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Vogue wrote: I'm not reading all that shit. Are you still too scared to get on TS? Having ass burgers isn't an excuse unless you never leave your house to speak to people.

PS: You're the one who asked for proof whether I'm a girl or not, and now you're backing down.. typical.
Don't talk about my ass like that.
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@Durf Interesting to see the PM's. It's much easier to see what is going on with actual transparency. Don't take any of this stuff that is being said too personal. Some of us like the voice you are bringing to these forums, keep it up.
@Vogue No matter what you say, I will always choose to believe that you are a female, even if it's just me deceiving myself.
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shut it timmy, you goddamn whale

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Durf wrote:My instructions are merely a "fool-proof" way to prove identity..
pls share them and in the same post explain why it matters what my gender is
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