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this is why I dont come here often anymore

an adult playing with a thesaurus, you would make a great motivational.

you're all women.

I haven't been around fortress long enough to declare myself a veteran or old-skewl. However, I have experienced many changes in competitive fort. The ladle was always the most prestigious tournament to be won. The action is lower paced now. Teamwork being the essence of succes, as individuals have ...

fort is like football, the competitors should enjoy the spectators.

AND 4 TEH YOU ES VOLX, I MEEN SOKKA NOT AMEWIKAN FUTBAL!

anyone interested in teaming up with durka and me? PM me.

Whatevah, I do what I want?

And I don't care if you do so. Thanks for hosting these tourneys, may the best tronner win, regardless the brackets.

I have no team. Give me a PM if you'd like me to play for you.

cant play, thought it was next week. Have to work today...

September, any time.

Can't play in august due to holidays.

EDIT/PS: I believe people should vote with care, as some people prefer one date over the other, and others actually can't play on certain dates.

Why is it Dutch and not Netherlandish?

What's the difference between an Ethiopian and German?

100kg

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What does the warning sign on an elevator in Ethiopia say?
Maximum 400kg or 40 people.

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A man walks into a bakery.
Man: HAHAHA I ****** your mother.
Baker: Piss off dad, I'm working.

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durka's predictions

Im afraid i cant make it, srs personal matters.

If anyone wants my spot, good luck. Else ilk see if i can come

btw Z-man, what happens when ur server is in turtle mode? Does it affect the pings?

Special thanks to Formula 1, who gave us the most competitive match with neat agressive play.

And the coordinators & participants, off course.

And using a lot of superfluous, obnoxious adjectives and adverbs doesn't make you any more right either.