Worst jokes ever?

[Master38]

What are the worst jokes ever you know

[Gonzap]

what's a tomato with a cape? supertomato. And a banana with a cape? a banana disguised as supertomato

[Clutch]

Knock knock
whose there
bob saget

[Titanoboa]

High rubber

[Mkay1]

When can't Mexicans become firefighters?
Because the workers can't tell the difference between Jose and Hose B.

I know, bad pronunciation pun.

[Phytotron]

"Actually, he's a real nit wit. His grandmother was a nit wit. She would nit wit a needle and thread."

Paraphrased (not sure that I remember it exactly) from this Goofy Movies Number Three (1934) that I saw on TCM the other night. (Apparently, so did someone else in my city, who decided to promptly write up a review for it. What a cowinkeedink.) Seems the screenwriter(s) was attempting a quip in the style of Groucho (deservedly popular at the time; The Marx Brothers still hold up), but obviously failing.

They also seem to have thought it was hilarious to run segments in reverse. Oh my, in this scene our antagonist is shot and falls into the river. Let's run it back and forth a dozen times and have the narrator comment on how hard he is to kill, cut away, and come back to it again! Jolly ludicrous! (From "Heel of a Nation," which, sadly, was not a parody of "Birth of a Nation.")

Look, a flock of gulls flying backwards. A real knee-slapper! Let's increase the hilarity by having the narrator explain that it's a special species of bird. Side-splitting! (From the "Wataphony" newsreel.)

[INW]

Got this off a popsicle stick.

What did Mr. And Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?
Patty.

[owned]

A man adds a layer of soil to the ground. The plot thickens.

[matchbox53]

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[Clutch]

A man adds a layer of soil to the ground. The plot thickens.

I think I have a problem..that actually made me grin

[LucK]

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ha durka told u that one too?

[Tank Program]

This makes me wish I had that old 101 jokes book from school here. Chock full of bad puns, none of which I remember any more.

But of course, the obligatory... Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'd look out if I were it.

[MrsKsr]

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ha durka told u that one too?

rofl

I also smiled at woned's joke ^_^

[Gonzap]

it sucks, i'm not getting any of your jokes

- Mom when will we eat bread of today??
- Tomorrow son, tomorrow.

(Phytotron, you don't have to write an essay just tell a joke, is it that hard?)

[theroze]

What bone will a dog never eat? A trombone.